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Offline Nick

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Gift horses
« on: May 08, 2008, 11:14:05 AM »
So we are plagued by mosquitoes here. Vicious buggers. Nasty biting.

So the council calls me and offers me a mosquito trap as part of an "experiment". If successful it will rid our garden of mosquitoes. rubschin:

It's GAS POWERED!! scared2:

What should I do?
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2008, 11:48:07 AM »
Ask yourself ............. What could possibly go wrong?
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2008, 11:52:03 AM »
Go for it.  happy088
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2008, 11:56:56 AM »
You sure?
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2008, 12:07:38 PM »
Oh Absolutely  whistle:
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2008, 12:15:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 11:56:56 AM
You sure?

Yep. We could use a laugh. 
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2008, 12:47:48 PM »
OK.It gets inserted next Wednesday
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2008, 12:51:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 12:47:48 PM
OK.It gets inserted next Wednesday
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2008, 12:52:30 PM »
The lady said it was safe
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2008, 12:53:09 PM »
Get that in writing!
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2008, 01:00:32 PM »
Assuming she can write. She a new graduate!

Name of Emma
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2008, 01:49:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:00:32 PM
Assuming she can write. She a new graduate!

Name of Emma


Nick a foot in mouth.
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2008, 04:12:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 12:52:30 PM
The lady said it was safe

Did she specifically mention the words "NICK PROOF!!!"?  eeek:
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2008, 04:25:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:00:32 PM
Assuming she can write. She a new graduate!

Name of Emma

Would that be Emma Rhoyds?
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Re: Gift horses
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2008, 06:48:08 PM »
I have had her, in ways that would make your eyes water eyes:
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