How many GFs/BFs have you had?

[Darwins Selection]

And a "good bloke" is one who pays his round, never admits who he has slept with and does not wipe it on either her knickers or the curtains on his way out.

Not heard that one for a while. 

You left out "takes his boots off first".

[Nick]

All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.

Do sit down in this comfy chair and tell us more my dear.

[Darwins Selection]

All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.

Do sit down in this comfy chair and tell us more my dear.

. . especially about the "randoms".

[Nick]

OK. WHo voted 16-30?

[The Moan Ranger]

3. We Grammar school boys have standards, you know...

[Darwins Selection]

OK. WHo voted 10-15?

Not I

[Uncle Mort]

OK. WHo voted 10-15?

You did 

If I count carefully (and a tad selectively) I make it 14

[Nick]

3. We Grammar school boys have standards, you know...

But we can lower them

[The Moan Ranger]

Only terrific totty tastes the TMR todger.

Hanging out the back of a two-legged moose is akin to accepting Watney's Red Barrel as a beer.

Amen.

[Bar Wench]

Only terrific totty tastes the TMR todger.

Hanging out the back of a two-legged moose is akin to accepting Watney's Red Barrel as a beer.

Amen.

I don't really understand most of that but somehow it makes me feel vaguely nauseous. 

[Nick]

A baby soon

It shall be called Norks!

[The Moan Ranger]

For "two-legged moose", read Sutton Mutton...

Not like those saucy Nonsuch girls...

[Nick]

Do we have a picture of their uniform perchance?

[The Moan Ranger]

Mentally, Nick, I have had one since the age of 11...

YOU KNOW what I mean...

[Nick]

Black tights?