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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #45 on: May 08, 2008, 01:43:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:42:04 PM
Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............

Oh he's not reached mid-life yet.
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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #46 on: May 08, 2008, 01:44:01 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 01:41:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:39:50 PM
I am popping out for a bit now.............Tennis. MILFs. That sort of thing. Must change my pants! eyes:

Need a little more room in them do you?

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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #47 on: May 08, 2008, 01:49:21 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 08, 2008, 01:37:25 PM
Doesn't eveybody lie about sex?  rubschin:
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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #48 on: May 08, 2008, 01:49:56 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 01:43:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:42:04 PM
Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............

Oh he's not reached mid-life yet.
Just the crisis...  noooo:
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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #49 on: May 08, 2008, 01:50:35 PM »

Quote from: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 01:43:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:42:04 PM
Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............

Oh he's not reached mid-life yet.

No he's passed it!  point:
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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #50 on: May 08, 2008, 01:54:30 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 08, 2008, 01:50:35 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 01:43:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 01:42:04 PM
Some do.some don't. Men, that is. Take Baldymort for example.............

Oh he's not reached mid-life yet.

No he's passed it!  point:


I would guess he is at the 98.5% point in his life if that speech is wrong. . .
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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #51 on: May 08, 2008, 01:59:28 PM »
I think you might be right there.  noooo:
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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #52 on: May 08, 2008, 06:37:13 PM »
In response to the OP, how far back do you go?  I remember aged 6 a conversation with a girl who seemed intent on acquiring a B/F and introducing herself with all five given names, ... oh and her nickname too if I wanted to use that  eeek:
I was certainly impressed, if not emotionally traumatised  confused:
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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #53 on: May 08, 2008, 06:44:42 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 08, 2008, 12:32:00 PM
All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.
I am an expert on loose morals, the old one eyed purple headed bedroom snake had no conscience whatsoever.
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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #54 on: May 08, 2008, 07:35:44 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on May 08, 2008, 06:44:42 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 08, 2008, 12:32:00 PM
All blokes do. If you have a man who has slept with 20 women then it is a slap on the back and good on you my son. If a woman has then she is generally branded a woman of loose morals and a slapper.
I am an expert on loose morals, the old one eyed purple headed bedroom snake had no conscience whatsoever.

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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #55 on: May 08, 2008, 08:19:35 PM »
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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #56 on: May 09, 2008, 08:36:44 AM »
Reading that book about Vulcan 607 there was an awful lot of stuff about in flight refuelling. At ine point, struggling to insert a probe into the hosey thing at 30000 feet someone suggested it might be easier if the hosey thing had hair round it!

Which reminds me. I forgot about Yvette  redface:
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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #57 on: May 09, 2008, 08:41:08 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 09, 2008, 08:36:44 AM
Reading that book about Vulcan 607 there was an awful lot of stuff about in flight refuelling. At ine point, struggling to insert a probe into the hosey thing at 30000 feet someone suggested it might be easier if the hosey thing had hair round it!

Which reminds me. I forgot about Yvette  redface:
Yvette and little Nick?  whistle:
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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #58 on: May 09, 2008, 08:43:19 AM »
Anybody had cause to increase their count in the last 24 hours?
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Re: How many GFs/BFs have you had?
« Reply #59 on: May 09, 2008, 08:43:40 AM »
French girl. 1977. Odd religion. Sex was part of her religion. But, as reported elsewhere, it was also a requirement that she wore rubber gloves rubschin:
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