A new toy for Barman

[Grumpmeister]

She did pop in earlier but didn't say anything ~ then vanished again. Prolly only came in to use the bogs.

Not to clean them by any chance? 

Not after the last time you let Berek use them. She was white as a sheet after that and muttering something about Porton Down. 

[Barman]

Thought not... 

[Nick]

SHe is here you know.........

[Barman]

SHe is here you know.........

Where? 

[Nick]

Sitting in the corner.

[Barman]

Sitting in the corner.

Not 'there, right on the stair' then? 

[Grumpmeister]

Is Wenchy wearing clogs then 

[Barman]

I can't see... she's gone... 

[The Moan Ranger]

Can I pop over and clean them - ANYTHING to relieve the boredom at work?

[Snoopy]

Can I pop over and clean them - ANYTHING to relieve the boredom at work?

Can't you take your bag of virtual spanners and clean a few lovelies keyboards or something? 

[Snoopy]

Here you are TMR ~ I knew there would be a bonafide reason for you to wander about the office, being a nuisance and copping an eyeful of the scantilly clad lovelies this afternoon.

Preventive Maintenance
Preventive maintenance is a schedule of planned maintenance actions aimed at the prevention of breakdowns and failures. The primary goal of preventive maintenance is to prevent the failure of equipment before it actually occurs. It is designed to preserve and enhance equipment reliability by replacing worn components before they actually fail. Preventive maintenance activities include equipment checks, partial or complete overhauls at specified periods, oil changes, lubrication and so on. In addition, workers can record equipment deterioration so they know to replace or repair worn parts before they cause system failure. Recent technological advances in tools for inspection and diagnosis have enabled even more accurate and effective equipment maintenance. The ideal preventive maintenance program would prevent all equipment failure before it occurs.

Full particulars ~ enough to baffle the boss with anyway ~ are here: http://www.weibull.com/SystemRelWeb/preventive_maintenance.htm

[The Moan Ranger]

Can I pop over and clean them - ANYTHING to relieve the boredom at work?

Can't you take your bag of virtual spanners and clean a few lovelies keyboards or something? 

Your paucity offends me. Should one of the lovelies have a dirty keyboard, I simply give them a new one. I then give the "dirty" one a quick upside down shake and give them to a local primary school, where all the children can have hours of fun retrieving the bits of sandwich, crisps, staples, paper clips, snot and finger nail clippings embedded under the buttons.

I just think of it as my little bit to help MRSA get a decent foothold in society.  

[Snoopy]

<snigger>

[Uncle Mort]

[Snoopy]

That is the sort of thing I had in mind Uncle ~ but TMR gets everso cross whenever I mention Dilbert