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SUrvey: your mail
« on: May 12, 2008, 04:23:57 PM »
Most stuff comes via e mail now. The excitement of posty coming round is much diminished. All the mail I get falls into one of five categories.

1. Crap (begging letters from charities with free biro)
2. Crap (offers of credit cards)
3. Annoying crap "We are having a wonderful time staying in a castle in Southern Italy during our cruise" BASTARDS Banghead
4. BILLS  Angry9:
5. Bank Statements  cry:

I may have a shredder fitted onto the letterbox. evil:
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Re: SUrvey: your mail
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2008, 04:25:30 PM »
Errrrrrrrrr ............ Cheques come in by post too.
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Re: SUrvey: your mail
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2008, 04:26:29 PM »
BACS
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Re: SUrvey: your mail
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2008, 04:32:12 PM »
Same to you!  evil:


















Yes I know but only a couple of my advertisers pay that way. Most are too small to have the system set up and prefer to fish a cheque book out of their back pocket. Other work and expenses are both usually paid for in cash ~ for obvious reasons  whistle:
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Re: SUrvey: your mail
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2008, 04:36:22 PM »
To add to your list Nick,

6. Pensions (projections)  sad32: sad32:
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Re: SUrvey: your mail
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2008, 04:42:48 PM »
We had a great letter through our letterbox a few weeks back. It looks like we have a new PSCO who was making her presence felt by telling all of us that it was against the law to have traffic cones in front of our houses to 'reserve' a parking space and that legal action would be taken against anyone who still used them.








As you can imagine, everyone took her seriously  whistle:
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2008, 04:45:06 PM »
A PSCO that can write a letter? ~ There's novel.  noooo:
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Re: SUrvey: your mail
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2008, 04:47:57 PM »
Well it was typed and mass printed so it could have been done by someone else. Having said that I do happen to know an extremely intelligent PSCO down here who has become one as part of the selection to joining the force proper (not the same lass before anyone asks).
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Re: SUrvey: your mail
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2008, 04:53:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2008, 04:23:57 PM
Most stuff comes via e mail now. The excitement of posty coming round is much diminished. All the mail I get falls into one of five categories.

1. Crap (begging letters from charities with free biro)
2. Crap (offers of credit cards)
3. Annoying crap "We are having a wonderful time staying in a castle in Southern Italy during our cruise" BASTARDS Banghead
4. BILLS  Angry9:
5. Bank Statements  cry:

I may have a shredder fitted onto the letterbox. evil:

At least you get a delivery... i've forgotten what that's like!!!  We have to go to the post box in the village square and if we are exceptionally lucky we might get a letter.. one day I got 2!!!!  Parcels...well I've received one, 1 got lost and 2 are 'in the system' somewhere.  evil:

I suppose I can sit in the sun while I wait for the missing parcels!!!!   ;D
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Re: SUrvey: your mail
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2008, 05:03:00 PM »
Quote from: Tinkerbell on May 12, 2008, 04:53:08 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2008, 04:23:57 PM
Most stuff comes via e mail now. The excitement of posty coming round is much diminished. All the mail I get falls into one of five categories.

1. Crap (begging letters from charities with free biro)
2. Crap (offers of credit cards)
3. Annoying crap "We are having a wonderful time staying in a castle in Southern Italy during our cruise" BASTARDS Banghead
4. BILLS  Angry9:
5. Bank Statements  cry:

I may have a shredder fitted onto the letterbox. evil:

At least you get a delivery... i've forgotten what that's like!!!  We have to go to the post box in the village square and if we are exceptionally lucky we might get a letter.. one day I got 2!!!!  Parcels...well I've received one, 1 got lost and 2 are 'in the system' somewhere.  evil:

I suppose I can sit in the sun while I wait for the missing parcels!!!!   ;D

Translation: The postie has decided that they like the parcel more that you do and have swiped it.  point:
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Re: SUrvey: your mail
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2008, 05:03:22 PM »
I like going to the village to get the post...  whistle:
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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2008, 05:04:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2008, 05:03:22 PM
I like going to the village to get the post...  whistle:

You get some!!!   cussing:
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Re: SUrvey: your mail
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2008, 05:05:56 PM »
Quote from: Tinkerbell on May 12, 2008, 05:04:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2008, 05:03:22 PM
I like going to the village to get the post...  whistle:

You get some!!!   cussing:
Yes...

1. Crap (begging letters from charities with free biro)
2. Crap (offers of credit cards)
3. Annoying crap "We are having a wonderful time staying in a castle in Southern Italy during our cruise" BASTARDS
4. BILLS
5. Bank Statements 

 Banghead
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Re: SUrvey: your mail
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2008, 05:07:23 PM »
We must know the same people
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Re: SUrvey: your mail
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2008, 05:09:50 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2008, 05:05:56 PM
Quote from: Tinkerbell on May 12, 2008, 05:04:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2008, 05:03:22 PM
I like going to the village to get the post...  whistle:

You get some!!!   cussing:
Yes...

1. Crap (begging letters from charities with free biro)
2. Crap (offers of credit cards)
3. Annoying crap "We are having a wonderful time staying in a castle in Southern Italy during our cruise" BASTARDS
4. BILLS
5. Bank Statements 

 Banghead

Perhaps something nice will come on June 1st.  whistle:
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