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Quote from: Snoopy on June 08, 2008, 12:39:41 PMAll babies are ugly ~ except to their mothers.I refer you all to http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2099.0And in the same vein:A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant! He shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!""That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
All babies are ugly ~ except to their mothers.
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2008, 08:19:27 AMArthur Ascii, inventor of the inkjet printer.
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 09, 2008, 08:22:15 AMQuote from: Barman on June 09, 2008, 08:19:27 AMArthur Ascii, inventor of the inkjet printer. He had to have both legs amputated owing to circulatory problems.
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2008, 08:23:10 AMQuote from: Darwins Selection on June 09, 2008, 08:22:15 AMQuote from: Barman on June 09, 2008, 08:19:27 AMArthur Ascii, inventor of the inkjet printer. He had to have both legs amputated owing to circulatory problems. Tragedy for a stand-up comic.
Baby Elliotthoping to come home today as he had to stay in last nite due to jaundice...congrats from all of us...cant wait to see him and get broody (not) have a cuddle an give back!
And Snoopy found this!http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2099.0
