The Welcome to Mrs S thread

[Nick]

Welcome.Tel us a bit about yerself.We like it when new ladies join.

[TG]

Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency.

[Barman]

Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency.

Why? 

[TG]

Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency.

Why? 

Dunno. Banging on about being in hospital,busy & similar. 

[Barman]

Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency.

Why? 

Dunno. Banging on about being in hospital,busy & similar. 

Pathetic... 

[Snoopy]

Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency.

Why? 

Whaddya mean why? ~ It had to come out some time.

[Snoopy]

Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency.

Do offer our congratulations to Mrs S and presumably Mr S. Do we have any details? Boy, Girl, Litter of Puppies? Size, weight and all other  relevant information is usual. Mrs TG will know these (You are not, as a mere male, expected to have remembered them) but I am sure that Wenchy, Tinkerbell, Miss D, Ice n Slice et al will want to know.

[TG]

Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency.

Do offer our congratulations to Mrs S and presumably Mr S. Do we have any details? Boy, Girl, Litter of Puppies? Size, weight and all other  relevant information is usual. Mrs TG will know these (You are not, as a mere male, expected to have remembered them) but I am sure that Wenchy, Tinkerbell, Miss D, Ice n Slice et al will want to know.

Mrs TG will give you all the details I'm sure. From a blokes point of view, its a boy and both are well. 

[Snoopy]

Spoken like a true bloke.

[Barman]

Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency.

Do offer our congratulations to Mrs S and presumably Mr S. Do we have any details? Boy, Girl, Litter of Puppies? Size, weight and all other  relevant information is usual. Mrs TG will know these (You are not, as a mere male, expected to have remembered them) but I am sure that Wenchy, Tinkerbell, Miss D, Ice n Slice et al will want to know.

Mrs TG will give you all the details I'm sure. From a blokes point of view, its a boy and both are well. 

Was it ugly?

[Snoopy]

Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency.

Do offer our congratulations to Mrs S and presumably Mr S. Do we have any details? Boy, Girl, Litter of Puppies? Size, weight and all other  relevant information is usual. Mrs TG will know these (You are not, as a mere male, expected to have remembered them) but I am sure that Wenchy, Tinkerbell, Miss D, Ice n Slice et al will want to know.

Mrs TG will give you all the details I'm sure. From a blokes point of view, its a boy and both are well. 

Was it ugly?

All babies are ugly ~ except to their mothers.

[Mrs TG]

Mrs S gave birth to a baby boy in the early hours of this morning so she will not be posting with her usual frequency.

Do offer our congratulations to Mrs S and presumably Mr S. Do we have any details? Boy, Girl, Litter of Puppies? Size, weight and all other  relevant information is usual. Mrs TG will know these (You are not, as a mere male, expected to have remembered them) but I am sure that Wenchy, Tinkerbell, Miss D, Ice n Slice et al will want to know.

Mrs TG will give you all the details I'm sure. From a blokes point of view, its a boy and both are well. 

Baby boy Elliott born at 2.40am this morning weighting 6lb7oz all ok just waiting to hear when i can go see him...
we were only with mrs s at 7pm last nite an still no sign, as she was a week overdue! then i looked on my phone this morning and was greeted with a new baby pic so gorgeous...
will post a pic later...

she is also the owner of the 7 kitties too. so a bit hectic in her house at mo!!

[Pastis]

Don't post your daughter on the internet, Mrs Worthington!

[Uncle Mort]

All babies are ugly ~ except to their mothers.

I refer you all to http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2099.0

And in the same vein:

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant! He shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

[Darwins Selection]

All babies are ugly ~ except to their mothers.

I refer you all to http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2099.0

And in the same vein:

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant! He shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

They don't write 'em like that any more (probably for a good reason)


Congratulations Mrs S anyway.