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My local alien base
« on: May 14, 2008, 07:51:48 AM »
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Secret files on UFO sightings have been made available for the first time by the Ministry of Defence.

The documents, which can be downloaded from the National Archives website, cover the period from 1978 to 1987.

They include accounts of strange lights in the sky and unexplained objects being spotted by the public, armed forces and police officers.

One man explained in great detail his "physical and psychic contact" with green aliens since he was a child.

The writer said that one of them, called Algar, was killed in 1981 by another race of beings as he was about to make contact with the UK government.

The letter's author said he visited their bases in the Wirral and Cheshire, while his wife reported seeing a UFO shot down over Wallasey on Merseyside.


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A further document reveals how, on 21 February 1982, a group of customers and staff at a Tunbridge Wells pub reported an unknown object with green and red flashing lights - seen heading in the direction of Gatwick airport.


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Wonder what that could have been?

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Re: My local alien base
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2008, 07:57:46 AM »
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Re: My local alien base
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2008, 08:02:07 AM »
Many sightings appear through the bottom of a glass  whistle:
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Re: My local alien base
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2008, 08:21:50 AM »
I was hit by a UFO once....

It was a domestic... said the wrong thing, turned my back...  THWACK!  cry:
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Re: My local alien base
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 10:45:35 AM »
I suspect that given the power of Nick-o-rays the local alien base is Nick Towers...  scared2:
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Re: My local alien base
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2008, 10:46:58 AM »
I do suspect that Mrs Nick may, in fact, be an alien. I am the victim of some frightful experiment. surrender:
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Re: My local alien base
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2008, 10:47:51 AM »
I do suspect that Mrs Nick may, in fact, be an alien. I am the victim of some frightful experiment. surrender:

Anal Probing?
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2008, 10:48:04 AM »
I do suspect that Mrs Nick may, in fact, be an alien. I am the victim of some frightful experiment. surrender:
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Re: My local alien base
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2008, 10:48:35 AM »
I do suspect that Mrs Nick may, in fact, be an alien. I am the victim of some frightful experiment. surrender:

Anal Probing?

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Re: My local alien base
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2008, 10:49:50 AM »
I do suspect that Mrs Nick may, in fact, be an alien. I am the victim of some frightful experiment. surrender:

Anal Probing?

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Re: My local alien base
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2008, 10:51:48 AM »
Is that the voice of experience hound?  whistle:
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Re: My local alien base
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2008, 10:53:28 AM »
Think Vets and Thermometers  evil:
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Re: My local alien base
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2008, 10:56:32 AM »
Bloody hell, even the vatican is getting in on the act:

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The Pope's chief astronomer says that life on Mars cannot be ruled out.

Writing in the Vatican newspaper, the astronomer, Father Gabriel Funes, said intelligent beings created by God could exist in outer space.

Father Funes, director of the Vatican Observatory near Rome, is a respected scientist who collaborates with universities around the world.

The search for forms of extraterrestrial life, he says, does not contradict belief in God.

The official Vatican newspaper headlines his article 'Aliens Are My Brother'.

'Free from sin'

Just as there are multiple forms of life on earth, so there could exist intelligent beings in outer space created by God. And some aliens could even be free from original sin, he speculates.

I could be mistaken here but if that is the case wouldnt that make them more divine tnan man? Your task today is to find a rabid evangelist and discuss...

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Asked about the Catholic Church's condemnation four centuries ago of the Italian astronomer and physicist, Galileo, Father Funes diplomatically says mistakes were made, but it is time to turn the page and look towards the future.

Science and religion need each other, and many astronomers believe in God, he assures readers.

To strengthen its scientific credentials, the Vatican is organising a conference next year to mark the 200th anniversary of the birth of the author of the Origin of Species, Charles Darwin.

 happy001 Anyone want to start a book on how many American priests turn up?
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Re: My local alien base
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2008, 10:56:59 AM »
Think Vets and Thermometers  evil:
I was thinking more Vets and long gloves. whistle:
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Re: My local alien base
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2008, 10:57:32 AM »
Think Vets and Thermometers  evil:

Well if you didnt keep biting the end you would be able to have an oral one instead daft hound  point:
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