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Offline Bar Wench

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« on: May 14, 2008, 12:16:34 PM »
WHERE IS IT!!!!

I have searched high and low for fructis anti-dandruff shampoo and it is NOWHERE! I have been looking for eight weeks now!
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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2008, 12:19:53 PM »
You could alway ask BM to see if he can find you some, you wouldnt have to worry about him using it either.
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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2008, 12:21:19 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 14, 2008, 12:16:34 PM
WHERE IS IT!!!!

I have searched high and low for fructis anti-dandruff shampoo and it is NOWHERE! I have been looking for eight weeks now!

Has 'im indoors 'idden it?
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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2008, 12:22:35 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 14, 2008, 12:16:34 PM
WHERE IS IT!!!!

I have searched high and low for fructis anti-dandruff shampoo and it is NOWHERE! I have been looking for eight weeks now!
Buy the cheap supermarket own brand - 5l for 23p - it's all made from the same detergent...  whistle:
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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 12:22:52 PM »
Didn't they withdraw that because peoples skulls were dissolving or summat?
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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2008, 12:24:47 PM »
Wenchy has dandruff eeek:
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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2008, 12:25:28 PM »
I don't have dandruff because I use THE SHAMPOO!!!!!

It is the only one I have ever found that works.  sad24:
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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2008, 12:26:36 PM »
Well they always list the ingredients on the back of the bottle.You could make your own.Make sure you use aqua. They always put that in!
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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2008, 12:27:11 PM »
You are of no use to me Nicholas.  angry041:
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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2008, 12:31:41 PM »
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Aqua, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Coco Betaine, Dimethicone, Cetyl Alcohol, Hydroxystearyl Cetyl Ether, Cocamide Mipa, Butylparaben, Camelia Sinensis, Carbomer, Citric Acid, Citrus Limonum, DMDM Hydantoin, Ethylparaben, Methylparaben, Niacinamide, Phenoxyethanol, Piroctone Olamine, Propylene Glycol, Propylparaben, Pyridoxine HCI, Pyrus Malus, Saccharum Officinarum, Sodium Cetearyl Sulfate, Sodium Methylparaben, Parfum.
 


I see I was right about the aqua!!

The rest of it looks like a formula for explosives. Does it detonate when you use it?

Anyway, would you like to know where to get some?
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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2008, 12:33:11 PM »
Sodium Laureth Sulfate gives you mouth ulcers...  whistle:
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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2008, 12:33:39 PM »
Only if you drink it!
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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2008, 12:34:32 PM »
Ahem! http://www.boots.com/onlineexperience/flexible_template_2006.jsp?classificationid=1002111


Yes Nick we all know about Aqua. Mrs S#2 makes and sells soap, bath oils etc and they all contain Aqua! It's f'ing water!  Banghead
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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2008, 12:35:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2008, 12:33:39 PM
Only if you drink it!
nooo... they put it in toothpaste too  noooo:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Shampoo
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2008, 12:35:53 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 14, 2008, 12:34:32 PM
Ahem! http://www.boots.com/onlineexperience/flexible_template_2006.jsp?classificationid=1002111

I'm not an idiot do you not think I've tried there!  Banghead


Quote from: Snoopy on May 14, 2008, 12:34:32 PM
Yes Nick we all know about Aqua. Mrs S#2 makes and sells soap, bath oils etc and they all contain Aqua! It's f'ing water!  Banghead

And very nice soap it is too!  cloud9:
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