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Offline Snoopy

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Marriage #2
« on: May 17, 2008, 06:54:49 PM »
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," his wife replied sweetly, "I'd have married you no matter who left you a fortune!"


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Re: Marriage #2
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 01:33:04 PM »
 lol:

Which reminds me, I once met Debbie McGee; Mrs Merton's question to her was very, very appropriate, given the state of her other half.
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Re: Marriage #2
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2008, 01:36:03 PM »
I believe he wore a wig


Intersting word, wig. Origins?
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Re: Marriage #2
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2008, 01:45:51 PM »
I believe he did; she was very spangley and he was small. He also kept trying to be funny  noooo:





Wig... Periwig... Periwyke... Perruque  cool14:
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Re: Marriage #2
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2008, 06:41:34 PM »
Etymology!
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Re: Marriage #2
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2008, 09:01:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2008, 06:41:34 PM
Etymology!

Is that the linguist's equivalent of Mornington Crescent?
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Re: Marriage #2
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2008, 06:20:15 AM »
A cunning reply whistle:
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