The VP bombing raid

[TG]

I believe we should steal an aircraft and bomb the houses of Parliament with rotting turnips and old toilet cisterns. To progress this we must first steal an aeroplane. I reccomend one of these :




Lets face it, its a bit ancient and if we bring it back quick no-one will even notice.

Also, it would be suitable as we have a RAF veteran to hand who can fly it I'm sure. He may be a bit rusty so here is a picture to study :




And a handy leaflet to stick on the window to jog the old memory in moments of crisis :




So Snoopy shall be pilot, I shall be tail end Charlie. We need volunteers / nominations for the following crew positions:

Navigator> After all we have to find the damn place.

Flight engineer> to kick tyres &c.

Bob aimer> In case we do actually find the damn place.

All round good egg> To stand behind the pilot gripping the seat back and looking grim.

Somebody with a video camera phone>So we can post it on YouTube as well as phone an ambulance when we crash land in a cornfield.

Assorted gunners>To shoot things like.

So who's up for it?

Yes, I'm bored.

[Snoopy]

   It's a plan and there's nothing else to do ...................

[Miss Demeanour]

Whose selling in flight goodies ?

Doing the 3 hour safety checks for the 10 minute flight?

And whose going to sing / whistle the theme tune to Dambusters as you use glide along?

[Snoopy]

Volunteers are being sought.

Why does my mind turn to Peter Cook's "We need a futile gesture at a time like this" sketch?












And I cannot find a bloody video of it on the net ANYWHERE

[TG]

Whose selling in flight goodies ?

This is war woman! (can I have a a large G&T with a little umberella in it please)

Doing the 3 hour safety checks for the 10 minute flight?

We could get Nick to d... 

And whose going to sing / whistle the theme tune to Dambusters as you use glide along?

Well everybody of course!

[Snoopy]

Whose selling in flight goodies ?

This is war woman! (can I have a a large G&T with a little umberella in it please)

Doing the 3 hour safety checks for the 10 minute flight?

We could get Nick to d... 

And whose going to sing / whistle the theme tune to Dambusters as you use glide along?

Well everybody of course!

I've been practising appropriate tunes using paper and comb

[Miss Demeanour]

Are we going to buzz Barman's Easy Jet flight as well - just to say hello like 

[TG]

Now you are being silly. You cant fly a Lancaster bombmer whilst playing tunes on paper & comb. Thst serious multi-tasking that is.  

[Snoopy]

   I was hoping to play over the credits  ..........  OK I'll just whistle it then

[Darwins Selection]

I can offer a suitable field and a black Labrador with a sad face.

[Snoopy]

It's all coming together 




Along the Mall and turn right at Admiralty Arch isn't it?

[TG]

I can offer a suitable field and a black Labrador with a sad face.

And the turnips?

[Uncle Mort]

I shall stay behind at 'ops' ready to wipe your flight details off the blackboard when you don't return. 

[Nick]

I am ready to do my bit. What could possibly go wrong?

[TG]

I shall stay behind at 'ops' ready to wipe your flight details off the blackboard when you don't return.