<pushes BM out of the way to get to the ONLY parachute>
[lets Wenchy take rucksak with sandwiches and puts on real parachute]
<looks at sandwiches>
Yummm tuna!
Yumster!
Feck off! You got the parachute!
Where is the choclate?
<scrabbles in bottom of rucksack>
Someone else got the chocs...
<flashes BM to distract him and grabs parachute>
No chocs, not interested!