Bonus Monday Caption Comp

[Nick]

Nibble

[Pastis]

"The thing is she is a regular size 10. She's very fit and well and healthy. I understand freedom of the press but what I don't understand is when it takes a regular, very healthy girl and tries to completely obliterate her confidence."

Oh, by the way, our dear Duchess of York also said...

"And you know, you can turn on the tap and drink water without having to pay for it."

Amazing! I'll phone up Thames Water and demand a refund.

[Barman]

Just one decent one would do me 

[Bar Wench]

author=Snoopy link=topic=3810.msg75659#msg75659 date=1211222226]
They are few and far between. 
Mrs S#2 told me that years ago ~ says it's why she settled for me as her second attempt.

Obviously she can't praise you directly but underneath it all she thinks you're one in a million 

 


SOOOOOO not the case!


 

[Snoopy]

author=Snoopy link=topic=3810.msg75659#msg75659 date=1211222226]
They are few and far between. 
Mrs S#2 told me that years ago ~ says it's why she settled for me as her second attempt.

Obviously she can't praise you directly but underneath it all she thinks you're one in a million 

 


SOOOOOO not the case!


 

Thanks Wenchy ~ I was quite enjoying that little moment of, admittedly false, hope.   

[Bar Wench]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Dont worry Snoop, I'm sure you can find some appropriate form of payback in the future... 

[Snoopy]

Yeah! I'll nick her Wispa 

[Bar Wench]

Yeah! I'll nick her Wispa 

I've run out! 

[Darwins Selection]

Prescott does his bit to support the twinning of Hull with Copenhagen.