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Offline Grumpmeister

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Tuesday caption comp
« on: May 20, 2008, 11:42:09 AM »
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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 11:43:32 AM »
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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2008, 11:44:28 AM »
eeek:

Found it on the BBC News site Mort.
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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 11:47:03 AM »
eeek:

Found it on the BBC News site Mort.

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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 12:41:19 PM »
Your licence fee at work old boy  whistle:
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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 12:49:03 PM »


The Royal Tournament "Bums on seats" campaign gets off to a good start. 

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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2008, 02:41:09 PM »
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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2008, 02:43:07 PM »
"Wedding dresses lost at T5"
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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2008, 02:51:35 PM »
I was thinking more of bridesmaids.An excellent idea for the wedding BM. Well done!
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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2008, 02:56:12 PM »
Captain of the local rowing club gets married and the rest of the club form a Guard of Honour outside of the church making an arch of their blades for the happy couple to walk under.

Little boy passing with his mother says "Mummy, Mummy ~ Are them oars?"

"No dear" replies the mother "Them's Bridesmaids"
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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2008, 06:55:11 PM »
Captain of the local rowing club gets married and the rest of the club form a Guard of Honour outside of the church making an arch of their blades for the happy couple to walk under.

Little boy passing with his mother says "Mummy, Mummy ~ Are them oars?"

"No dear" replies the mother "Them's Bridesmaids"

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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2008, 07:27:20 PM »
Earlier I think ~ unless you were there at the time and can tell me differently.
I thought it was Tommy Cooper circa 1948
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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2008, 08:30:03 PM »
I would eyes:
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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2008, 11:50:17 AM »


Boris Johnson thinks his new campaign for free travel in London is far more ingenious than anything Ken ever came up with.
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Re: Tuesday caption comp
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2008, 12:36:33 PM »
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