A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
I have a better idea,' she replied.' Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed!
'Good,' she replied... 'Get your own fucking blanket.'
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted
