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Exam Howlers
« on: May 21, 2008, 08:56:31 AM »
They live! Mrs Nick is marking undergraduate exam scripts at present.

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Because Spain was invaded by so many different groups there are remains of these in their cooking
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Re: Exam Howlers
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 09:16:14 AM »
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Re: Exam Howlers
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2008, 09:44:10 AM »
What was that again Tony? "Educashun, Educashun, Educashun"

10 years whilst those students, whose papers are being marked, were studying under NuLabour.

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Re: Exam Howlers
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 09:59:21 AM »
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Re: Exam Howlers
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2008, 10:20:54 AM »
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Re: Exam Howlers
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2008, 10:46:05 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 21, 2008, 09:44:10 AM
What was that again Tony? "Educashun, Educashun, Educashun"

10 years whilst those students, whose papers are being marked, were studying under NuLabour.

I fvcking despair  Banghead

Oh there are worse ones!

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Re: Exam Howlers
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 02:42:45 PM »
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Mrs S#2 is in hysterics with these ~ between gales of laughter she was muttering "Now you know what I have to put up with" ...... I responded "Don't you mean up with which I have to put?" and she threw a "look" at me. scared2: What have I done worng?
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Re: Exam Howlers
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2008, 02:46:46 PM »
Mr Wench had the kids fill out a personal goals and year review sheet last year. I laughed till I cried at some of them.

One child put.

I will do rubbish next year. I am not looking forward to SATS. I will do rubbish because Mrs X says so and because my Dad says I take after my Mum and she is thick too.
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Re: Exam Howlers
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2008, 04:13:17 PM »
Child could be correct!

Is she fat with tight trousers? Always a giveaway. noooo:
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Re: Exam Howlers
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2008, 04:46:21 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 21, 2008, 02:46:46 PM
Mr Wench had the kids fill out a personal goals and year review sheet last year. I laughed till I cried at some of them.

One child put.

I will do rubbish next year. I am not looking forward to SATS. I will do rubbish because Mrs X says so and because my Dad says I take after my Mum and she is thick too.

I think I would have just cried. Poor bloody kid .... no support from Parent or School. If they expect nothing then the child will achieve nothing. That is just sad.
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Re: Exam Howlers
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2008, 08:43:57 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 21, 2008, 04:46:21 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 21, 2008, 02:46:46 PM
Mr Wench had the kids fill out a personal goals and year review sheet last year. I laughed till I cried at some of them.

One child put.

I will do rubbish next year. I am not looking forward to SATS. I will do rubbish because Mrs X says so and because my Dad says I take after my Mum and she is thick too.

I think I would have just cried. Poor bloody kid .... no support from Parent or School. If they expect nothing then the child will achieve nothing. That is just sad.

It is indeed. Mrs X is Mr Wench's TA. They have had words.  cussing:
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