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Offline Snoopy

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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2008, 05:28:55 PM »
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Quote from: Snoopy on May 21, 2008, 05:03:04 PM
happy100 Tell Uncle Snoopy all about it. I promise not to laugh ......................... much[/size

Anyway Hire Cars are insured ~ you didn't sign the insurance waiver did you?
£250 bastard excess!

Your fault? Or can you blame it whoever you hit hit you?
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2008, 05:31:17 PM »
Were you injured? Whiplashed? Airbagged?








Well someones got to pretend to be nice.
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2008, 05:32:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2008, 05:22:01 PM
£250 bastard excess!

I had a £200 bastard excess on my recent, err... incident. The other insurance company sent me a cheque yesterday  cloud9:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2008, 05:32:55 PM »
Quote from: TG on May 21, 2008, 05:25:46 PM
Lets have the details then.  ;D
Noooo... I'm too traumatised...  noooo:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2008, 05:34:02 PM »
We will find out eventually so you might as well get your version in first.
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2008, 05:34:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2008, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: TG on May 21, 2008, 05:25:46 PM
Lets have the details then.  ;D
Noooo... I'm too traumatised...  noooo:

I think you need to share... It's all part of the healing process  ;)
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2008, 05:34:43 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 21, 2008, 05:28:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2008, 05:22:01 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 21, 2008, 05:03:04 PM
happy100 Tell Uncle Snoopy all about it. I promise not to laugh ......................... much[/size

Anyway Hire Cars are insured ~ you didn't sign the insurance waiver did you?
£250 bastard excess!

Your fault? Or can you blame it whoever you hit hit you?

Well I was driving down the road and the sunlight must have been reflecting off my head blinding the driver coming the other way. He swerved and hit my car...  whistle:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2008, 05:35:12 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2008, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: TG on May 21, 2008, 05:25:46 PM
Lets have the details then.  ;D
Noooo... I'm too traumatised...  noooo:

Translation "It was all my own fault"
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2008, 05:35:31 PM »
I scraped the bumber in Tesco's car park...  noooo:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2008, 05:37:39 PM »
So ~ somebody scraped the bumper of the hire car whilst you were in Tesco and they didn't even leave a note on your windscreen. Typical of this country today etc  cussing:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2008, 05:38:59 PM »
Forgot to use the clutch????  eeek:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2008, 05:40:38 PM »
A bent bumper is hardly the stuff of trauma .......... tho' I can see that parting with £250 might lead to tears  sad32:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2008, 05:44:23 PM »
It's the bumber or bummer that worries me  scared2:

Is Tesco's car park a place of secret assignations? .... trysts even....  eeek:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2008, 05:46:47 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 21, 2008, 05:44:23 PM
It's the bumber or bummer that worries me  scared2:

Is Tesco's car park a place of secret assignations? .... trysts even....  eeek:

 rubschin: A lot of very funny people shop at Tesco you know (that'll be funny as in odd, not funny as in amusing)
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2008, 05:55:24 PM »
I know. Myself included  confused:
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