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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2008, 05:56:01 PM »
We have them deliver. Saves on bumpers  lol:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2008, 05:57:12 PM »
We have them deliver. Saves on bumpers  lol:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2008, 05:58:50 PM »
Just a thought but has anyone asked if Nick has been to Tesco today...
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2008, 06:02:57 PM »
We have them deliver. Saves on bumpers  lol:

True, but you miss out on admiring the Polish checkout girls  eyes:

Sorry for that deviation; this is one thread that should definitely remain ON TOPIC  lol:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2008, 06:04:50 PM »
Admiring the scantily clad mums in the car park is probably what caused the problem  whistle:
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« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2008, 06:20:14 PM »
Admiring the scantily clad mums in the car park is probably what caused the problem  whistle:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2008, 06:22:38 PM »
Admiring the scantily clad mums in the car park is probably what caused the problem  whistle:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2008, 06:25:11 PM »
Ahaaa!   eyes:

By the way BM, with all the fun and frolics of the big day on Saturday... you're going to miss Eurovision  happy100
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« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2008, 06:33:35 PM »
Ahaaa!   eyes:

By the way BM, with all the fun and frolics of the big day on Saturday... you're going to miss Eurovision  happy100
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #39 on: May 21, 2008, 06:35:21 PM »
Ahaaa!   eyes:

By the way BM, with all the fun and frolics of the big day on Saturday... you're going to miss Eurovision  happy100
S-s-s-saturday...  scared2:

scared my foot!!!! You're going to love it all!!  lol:

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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #40 on: May 21, 2008, 06:37:04 PM »
Ahaaa!   eyes:

By the way BM, with all the fun and frolics of the big day on Saturday... you're going to miss Eurovision  happy100
S-s-s-saturday...  scared2:

Yes Saturday ~ you remember, the day when you must (i) Give away your daughter (ii) Stay sober (iii) Make that speech (iv Be pleasant to a lot of people who will be eating and drinking themselves stupid at your expense and (v) the day when YOU MUST NOT ATTEMPT TO DANCE as that will be caught on the video.
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #41 on: May 21, 2008, 06:44:08 PM »
and that video ...  eyes:
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« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2008, 07:08:49 AM »
and that video ...  eyes:
No video...  whistle:
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2008, 08:30:53 AM »
and that video ...  eyes:
No video...  whistle:


shocked003 You mean all this fuss and the nuptials are not being recorded for posterity




 rubschin: 'spect you're being a bit crafty here, maybe a little economic with the actuality?.................. p'raps the happy couple are having it done on DVD so that they can run off copies for all friends and family. I understand that is a growing trend.

One way or another WE DEMAND TO SEE THE SPEECH!
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Re: I'm not one to tell tales BUT.......
« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2008, 08:33:41 AM »
and that video ...  eyes:
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shocked003 You mean all this fuss and the nuptials are not being recorded for posterity




 rubschin: 'spect you're being a bit crafty here, maybe a little economic with the actuality?.................. p'raps the happy couple are having it done on DVD so that they can run off copies for all friends and family. I understand that is a growing trend.

One way or another WE DEMAND TO SEE THE SPEECH!
No video... no DVD... I'll e-mail you the speech (not you Wenchy) when it is all over...  whistle:
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