and that video ...
No video...
You mean all this fuss and the nuptials are not being recorded for posterity
'spect you're being a bit crafty here, maybe a little economic with the actuality?.................. p'raps the happy couple are having it done on DVD so that they can run off copies for all friends and family. I understand that is a growing trend.
One way or another WE DEMAND TO SEE THE SPEECH!