and that video ... 
No video... 

You mean all this fuss and the nuptials are not being recorded for posterity

'spect you're being a bit crafty here, maybe a little economic with the actuality?.................. p'raps the happy couple are having it done on DVD so that they can run off copies for all friends and family. I understand that is a growing trend.
One way or another WE DEMAND TO SEE THE SPEECH!