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Two word poem competition
« on: May 21, 2008, 05:28:07 PM »
A long, long time ago a friend entered a two word poem competition; allegedly, he won  eeek:

His was somewhat morbid but had a certain mystery...  Thorpe's corpse

This week mine's a bit gloomy...  Recession depression

If he has one, I'm in need of...  Nick's fix

Off you go
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Re: Two word poem competition
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 05:31:24 PM »
Pastis thesis.

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Re: Two word poem competition
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2008, 05:33:35 PM »
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Re: Two word poem competition
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 05:34:24 PM »
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Re: Two word poem competition
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2008, 05:35:31 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2008, 05:36:00 PM »
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Re: Two word poem competition
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 05:38:58 PM »
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Doesn't rhyme but I admire the sentiment.
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Re: Two word poem competition
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2008, 05:41:29 PM »
Agreed, but nevertheless...  happy001
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Re: Two word poem competition
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2008, 05:43:01 PM »
 rubschin: It does have a certain Ted Hughesish quality doesn't it.  lol:
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Re: Two word poem competition
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2008, 05:52:38 PM »
As in "One's parents" I guess...

Perhaps there should be a reverse poem... like,  Progeny?   Buggery!
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Re: Two word poem competition
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2008, 12:30:33 PM »
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Re: Two word poem competition
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2008, 01:05:22 PM »
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Re: Two word poem competition
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2008, 02:57:59 PM »
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Re: Two word poem competition
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2008, 08:37:57 PM »
Dreading wedding?


Surely not....  ;)
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Re: Two word poem competition
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2008, 08:42:14 PM »
Dreading wedding?


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