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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #75 on: May 23, 2008, 10:49:20 AM »
What kind of dressing gown? eyes:

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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #76 on: May 23, 2008, 10:52:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 10:49:20 AM
What kind of dressing gown? eyes:
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When did you get the memory of an elephant upgrade  noooo:
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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #77 on: May 23, 2008, 10:53:36 AM »
She spit in my coat
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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #78 on: May 23, 2008, 10:55:48 AM »
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  Banghead
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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #79 on: May 23, 2008, 10:58:15 AM »
We are all tiniking of weddings now. Even I am getting starry eyed.
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Must go to the pub! eveilgrin:
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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #80 on: May 23, 2008, 10:59:29 AM »
I'm thinking of the expense and the rows that my wedding would cause.  noooo:
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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #81 on: May 23, 2008, 11:03:23 AM »
Money should be spent on a home and your future. Splashing out a fortune for a wedding is pure self indulgence and at the end of it all nothing will have changed. You will still be going to bed with the same man, you will have no money (and that is always the main cause of arguments in any marriage) and you will be even further away from buying a house. Sorry but it is a complete waste of money.
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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #82 on: May 23, 2008, 11:04:21 AM »
Sooooooooooooo simple.

Mrs Nick (to be) and I had an argument
We agreed to get married
Saw church (Catholic evil:)
Saw man for licence
Went to restaurant (Petersham HOtel, Richmond Hill)
Want "lunch for 30 people"
Sure "£700".
Keep the wine flowing
£200 more  evil:

Party later for friends
Cost: £300

When the hotel found out it was a "Wedding Reception" and not just "Lunch" they went bonkers. Why? They woud have trebled the price for the same menu and service. Tits.
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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #83 on: May 23, 2008, 11:06:15 AM »
Exactly what we did too. Hotel didn't like it one bit when they saw our guests arriving sporting buttonholes. eveilgrin:
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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #84 on: May 23, 2008, 11:07:31 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 23, 2008, 11:03:23 AM
Money should be spent on a home and your future. Splashing out a fortune for a wedding is pure self indulgence and at the end of it all nothing will have changed. You will still be going to bed with the same man, you will have no money (and that is always the main cause of arguments in any marriage) and you will be even further away from buying a house. Sorry but it is a complete waste of money.

Why do you think we haven't done it!  lol: I remember looking at wedding magazines after we got engaged!  eeek:

We will end up just going off to the registery office one day.
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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #85 on: May 23, 2008, 11:09:08 AM »
A wedding soon  cloud9:

And babies cloud9:

Triplets cloud9:

Welsh ones  eeek:
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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #86 on: May 23, 2008, 11:10:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 11:09:08 AM
A wedding soon  cloud9:

And babies cloud9:

Triplets cloud9:

Welsh ones  eeek:

They are normally called Lambs.
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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #87 on: May 23, 2008, 11:11:24 AM »
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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #88 on: May 23, 2008, 11:13:37 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 23, 2008, 11:06:15 AM
Exactly what we did too. Hotel didn't like it one bit when they saw our guests arriving sporting buttonholes. eveilgrin:

Profiteering gits. I imagine BM has been taken on this too noooo: noooo:

Could have saved thousands, and got the right trousers!
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Re: Touch the live coals with the hand of the cat
« Reply #89 on: May 23, 2008, 11:14:44 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 11:13:37 AM
Profiteering gits. I imagine BM has been taken on this too noooo: noooo:
Could have saved thousands, and got the right trousers!

Money is no object to BM - not with the profits he makes off us  ;D
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