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Offline Mrs TG

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Where are hubbies when you need em......
« on: May 22, 2008, 03:50:34 PM »
my beautiful big black pussy cat, just walked across garden meowing for what i thought was a bit of attention and fuss, as i went to put my hand down to stroke him, he bloody dropped a dead mouse at my feet.. noooo:.so i cannot now sit out in garden an see this open eyed poor dead mouse at my feet, its lovely an sunny still and i have had to come in, where is my bloody hubby when you need them. for now i have covered it up, till my darling comes home from work to bury throw place in bin the poor little thing, as i cant possibly touch it, bloody men never here when you need em... Angry9:

pic of the murderer below...


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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2008, 03:53:40 PM »
In some circles a cat like that is known as a "Familiar".

You don't own a broomstick and/or a cauldron do you?
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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2008, 03:54:20 PM »
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.
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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2008, 03:54:57 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2008, 03:54:20 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.


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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2008, 03:56:17 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 22, 2008, 03:53:40 PM
In some circles a cat like that is known as a "Familiar".

You don't own a broomstick and/or a cauldron do you?


oopppps promise you wont tell...
in light of the story below...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7413268.stm

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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2008, 03:56:56 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2008, 03:54:20 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.

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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2008, 04:03:47 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on May 22, 2008, 03:56:56 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2008, 03:54:20 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.

???

Placing a packet of OMO washing powder in the kitchen window.
Stands for "Old Man's Out" or even "On My Own"  .
Reputed to be a sign by used "bored" housewives that a "gentleman caller" would not be unwelcome.
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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2008, 04:31:42 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 22, 2008, 04:03:47 PM
Quote from: Mrs TG on May 22, 2008, 03:56:56 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2008, 03:54:20 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.

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Placing a packet of OMO washing powder in the kitchen window.
Stands for "Old Man's Out" or even "On My Own"  .
Reputed to be a sign by used "bored" housewives that a "gentleman caller" would not be unwelcome.



can you still buy this?  eyes: mmmmm my kitchen in back not gona do much good.. noooo:
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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2008, 04:45:34 PM »
Put it in the front window then!














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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2008, 05:08:41 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2008, 05:12:41 PM »
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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2008, 05:27:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2008, 05:12:41 PM
Quote from: TG on May 22, 2008, 05:08:41 PM
noooo:
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wonder what the neighbours will think as we live in terraced house...ps where i buy it from, will ajax do? eyes:
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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2008, 06:44:52 PM »
What could AJAX stand for I wonder?  rubschin:
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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2008, 06:47:37 PM »
A clean bath.
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Re: Where are hubbies when you need em......
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2008, 07:03:18 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 22, 2008, 04:03:47 PM
Quote from: Mrs TG on May 22, 2008, 03:56:56 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2008, 03:54:20 PM
Put a packet of OMO on the windowsill instead of the cat.

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Placing a packet of OMO washing powder in the kitchen window.
Stands for "Old Man's Out" or even "On My Own"  .
Reputed to be a sign by used "bored" housewives that a "gentleman caller" would not be unwelcome.

You are just sooooo knowledgeable experienced Mr Snoops!!!   whistle:
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