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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Are you a Geek?
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2008, 10:34:11 AM »
Easier one:

Two atoms are walking down the street. One says to the other:

"Oh no, I think I lost my electron".

To which the other replied: "Are you sure?"

"YES, I'm positive".
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Are you a Geek?
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2008, 10:36:10 AM »
A quark goes to an elevator. The operator asks "up or down?". "Neither", the quark answers "I'm strange".
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Are you a Geek?
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2008, 10:51:47 AM »
I liked it...
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Are you a Geek?
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2008, 10:55:59 AM »
Yeeeesssss  rubschin:
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Re: Are you a Geek?
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2008, 11:07:17 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 10:25:54 AM
BM didn't get it  point:
No really... jokes about differential equations - I can't get enough of them, me...  noooo:
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