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Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« on: May 23, 2008, 09:17:16 AM »
Are they scrubbing up well? ONe assumes they are resting today. The night before my wedding I did a small hours radio interview and then got stuck in effing ASDA en route to the church.I was buying toys
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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 09:19:52 AM »
Groom's trousers don't fit... bit of a panic on at the mo...  noooo:

Mine fit perfik!  cloud9:
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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2008, 09:22:33 AM »
He put on weight?

Can't you swop or summat?

Too short, too long? Too narrow. Codpiece?
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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2008, 09:26:56 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2008, 09:19:52 AM
Groom's trousers don't fit... bit of a panic on at the mo...  noooo:

Mine fit perfik!  cloud9:

What do you mean don't fit!  eeek:
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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2008, 09:28:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 09:22:33 AM
He put on weight?

Can't you swop or summat?

Too short, too long? Too narrow. Codpiece?
Too short and too tight, ergo the wrong trousers...

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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2008, 09:29:07 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2008, 09:28:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 09:22:33 AM
He put on weight?

Can't you swop or summat?

Too short, too long? Too narrow. Codpiece?
Too short and too tight, ergo the wrong trousers...



Have they called the people!?!?!?!?!

How is LL? Does her outfit fit?
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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2008, 09:29:54 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 23, 2008, 09:29:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2008, 09:28:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 09:22:33 AM
He put on weight?

Can't you swop or summat?

Too short, too long? Too narrow. Codpiece?
Too short and too tight, ergo the wrong trousers...



Have they called the people!?!?!?!?!

How is LL? Does her outfit fit?

Her pants are too tight! noooo:
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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2008, 09:30:44 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 23, 2008, 09:29:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2008, 09:28:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 09:22:33 AM
He put on weight?

Can't you swop or summat?

Too short, too long? Too narrow. Codpiece?
Too short and too tight, ergo the wrong trousers...



Have they called the people!?!?!?!?!

How is LL? Does her outfit fit?
Called the people eh? Didn't think of that! ::)

He is in the shop now...

LL looks perfect...
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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2008, 09:31:44 AM »
Awwwwww.  sad24:
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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2008, 09:33:33 AM »
Oh dear. Wenchy is getting emotional  noooo:

Mr Wench will have a tough weekend. SHe will be out getting brochures and stuff noooo:
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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2008, 10:13:41 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 09:22:33 AM
He put on weight?

Can't you swop or summat?

Too short, too long? Too narrow. Codpiece?

I thought you meant the groom
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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2008, 10:36:27 AM »
Oh ~ You are wearing other people clothes ~ How very errrrrrrr ............ well one hesitates to use the word.
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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2008, 10:39:24 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 23, 2008, 10:36:27 AM
Oh ~ You are wearing other people clothes ~ How very errrrrrrr ............ well one hesitates to use the word.
I'm not keen either... still if I puke up we won't have to worry about getting it cleaned...  whistle:
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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2008, 10:45:24 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2008, 10:39:24 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 23, 2008, 10:36:27 AM
Oh ~ You are wearing other people clothes ~ How very errrrrrrr ............ well one hesitates to use the word.
I'm not keen either... still if I puke up we won't have to worry about getting it cleaned...  whistle:

Yessss ~ Well ~ it's alright for those that like that sort of thing I suppose but frankly I have never subscribed to the theory that one should spend thousands on a dress for the bride and then turn up in borrowed clothing oneself. If a chap can't afford a decent suit then one wonders if he can actually be relied upon to support the bride later. Don't suppose he has a uniform either?
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Re: Miss Piggy and Mr Piggy(to be)
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2008, 10:47:03 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 23, 2008, 10:45:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2008, 10:39:24 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 23, 2008, 10:36:27 AM
Oh ~ You are wearing other people clothes ~ How very errrrrrrr ............ well one hesitates to use the word.
I'm not keen either... still if I puke up we won't have to worry about getting it cleaned...  whistle:

Yessss ~ Well ~ it's alright for those that like that sort of thing I suppose but frankly I have never subscribed to the theory that one should spend thousands on a dress for the bride and then turn up in borrowed clothing oneself. If a chap can't afford a decent suit then one wonders if he can actually be relied upon to support the bride later. Don't suppose he has a uniform either?
Don't start...  noooo:

All the men are going to look the same, suits, shoes the lot...

Fashion my dear boy...
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