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Offline TG

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Real or fake?
« on: May 23, 2008, 09:17:56 AM »
Here is a handy article on how to tell when the next time you are arrested if mirror in the interview room is real or fake. Also, how to spot fake Cuban cigars and dodgy diamonds.

Oh, and theres a bit about breasts as well.  whistle:

http://www.tremblantrealty.com/blog/a-discerning-eye/real-vs-fake/
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Re: Real or fake?
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 09:25:37 AM »
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Breasts consist of mostly fat and are therefore soft and squishable to the touch. Fake breasts are so firm you can bounce a quarter off them.

Has this been empirically tested? eeek:
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Re: Real or fake?
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2008, 10:20:22 AM »
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Breasts consist of mostly fat and are therefore soft and squishable to the touch. Fake breasts are so firm you can bounce a quarter off them.

Has this been empirically tested? eeek:

A quarter of what? Humbugs?
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Re: Real or fake?
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2008, 10:46:45 AM »
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Re: Real or fake?
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2008, 10:52:11 AM »
Perhaps we should post some pictures of real and fake ones?  rubschin:

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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2008, 10:53:10 AM »
One of each I fear.

In the bottom department. They can do that nowadays, you know
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Re: Real or fake?
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2008, 11:03:43 AM »
Easy to tell. I had so many friends with fake ones that I can spot them a mile off.
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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2008, 11:06:34 AM »
One assumes Mr Wench gets a bit closer eyes:

Scientifically
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Re: Real or fake?
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2008, 11:08:35 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 11:06:34 AM
One assumes Mr Wench gets a bit closer eyes:

Scientifically

To my friends breasts?!?!?!?  eeek:
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Re: Real or fake?
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2008, 11:09:20 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 23, 2008, 11:08:35 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 11:06:34 AM
One assumes Mr Wench gets a bit closer eyes:

Scientifically

To my friends breasts?!?!?!?  eeek:
Of course...  whistle:
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Re: Real or fake?
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2008, 11:12:12 AM »
 eeek:

How are the bridesmaids by the way?  eyes:
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Re: Real or fake?
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2008, 11:13:08 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2008, 11:09:20 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 23, 2008, 11:08:35 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 11:06:34 AM
One assumes Mr Wench gets a bit closer eyes:

Scientifically

To my friends breasts?!?!?!?  eeek:
Of course...  whistle:

No point in having a woman if she doesn't have at least a few shaggable friends ~ save one having to hunt for crumpet oneself.
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Re: Real or fake?
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2008, 11:13:30 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 23, 2008, 11:12:12 AM
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How are the bridesmaids by the way?  eyes:
(  o  Y  o  )  cloud9:
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Re: Real or fake?
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2008, 11:16:50 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 23, 2008, 11:12:12 AM
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How are the bridesmaids by the way?  eyes:

On horses  eyes:
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Re: Real or fake?
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2008, 11:20:16 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2008, 11:13:30 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 23, 2008, 11:12:12 AM
eeek:

How are the bridesmaids by the way?  eyes:
(  o  Y  o  )  cloud9:

I recall when the elder daughter got married. We had a pub and her bridesmaids stayed with us over several days prior to the wedding. The Bride to be and her Bridesmaids (Large girls everyone) all donned shorts and Tee shirts and went out shopping the day before the wedding. One of my regulars staggered into the bar with a look of horror on his face and said "I have just seen the Russian ladies shot putt team walk out of your car-park".
I relayed this remark at the reception  eveilgrin:
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