Suicidal pigeon

[The Moan Ranger]

So there I was, outside the office having a fag and minding my own business, when out of the corner something falling from the roof caught my eye.

Splat!

A pigeon hits the deck in a cloud of dust and feathers. Lots of claret, messy - it's put me off my rare roast beef sandwich. 

Do pigeons top themselves? Do they have heart attacks whilst perched atop a five storey building?  It also has a tag on its leg. Why do they tag pigeons?

[Miss Demeanour]

Anti Social Birdy Orders - all the rage now you know 

[Nick]

So there I was, outside the office having a fag and minding my own business, when out of the corner something falling from the roof caught my eye.

Splat!

A pigeon hits the deck in a cloud of dust and feathers. Lots of claret, messy - it's put me off my rare roast beef sandwich. 

Do pigeons top themselves? Do they have heart attacks whilst perched atop a five storey building?  It also has a tag on its leg. Why do they tag pigeons?

It was muslim!

[Snoopy]

Homing pigeons are usually tagged. The correct thing to do is remove the tag and contact the RPRA and give them the details from the ring. They will let the owner know.
You can report the matter on line if you wish http://www.rpra.org/Default.aspx?tabid=100

[Nick]

ALso sue for the dry cleaning!

[Barman]

I used to work with a guy that was driving along one summer with his car window open.

He passed a big truck thing that was releasing racing pigeons.

One of them hit his door mirror, was decapitated and entered the car, flapping around spraying blood everywhere.

Not suicide but a great story!  

[The Moan Ranger]

Homing pigeons are usually tagged. The correct thing to do is remove the tag and contact the RPRA and give them the details from the ring. They will let the owner know.
You cann report the matter on line if you wish http://www.rpra.org/Default.aspx?tabid=100

It's a pile of mush. If you think I'm going to remove the tag from a flying rat then you are much mistaken!

Give it an hour and the local Albanians will have had it for the pot...

[Miss Demeanour]

Me thinks Snoopy has a much kinder nature than most of us here .....

Not a chance I would touch the thing either 

[Nick]

I used to work with a guy that was driving along one summer with his car window open.

He passed a big truck thing that was releasing racing pigeons.

One of them hit his door mirror, was decapitated and entered the car, flapping around spraying blood everywhere.

Not suicide but a great story!  

Have you ever been sneezed on by a horse?

I have

[Miss Demeanour]

Have you ever been sneezed on by a horse?

I have

Is that some kind of martial arts manoevre as well ???

[Nick]

No. You get a ball of foaming snot in the middle of your steering wheel which you gather up in a tissue and hurl out the window, whllst wretching

[Bar Wench]

I used to work with a guy that was driving along one summer with his car window open.

He passed a big truck thing that was releasing racing pigeons.

One of them hit his door mirror, was decapitated and entered the car, flapping around spraying blood everywhere.

Not suicide but a great story!  

Have you ever been sneezed on by a horse?

I have

More times than I care to remember. 

[Uncle Mort]

No. You get a ball of foaming snot in the middle of your steering wheel which you gather up in a tissue and hurl out the window, whllst wretching

You had a horse in your car?


 

[Nick]

Apolice horse. Brixton. HOt day. Window open.

Bastard police trotted off

[Uncle Mort]

Police horse? they're probably trained to do that.