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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2008, 11:13:20 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2008, 11:09:17 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 11:05:46 AM
No. You get a ball of foaming snot in the middle of your steering wheel which you gather up in a tissue and hurl out the window, whllst wretching

You had a horse in your car?

 

They like hobnobs.

As for the pigeon, "Suicide by farmer" is a common exit route for them round these parts. evil:
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2008, 11:14:04 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2008, 11:13:20 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2008, 11:09:17 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 11:05:46 AM
No. You get a ball of foaming snot in the middle of your steering wheel which you gather up in a tissue and hurl out the window, whllst wretching

You had a horse in your car?

 

They like hobnobs.

As for the pigeon, "Suicide by farmer" is a common exit route for them round these parts. evil:

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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2008, 11:30:15 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2008, 11:09:17 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2008, 11:05:46 AM
No. You get a ball of foaming snot in the middle of your steering wheel which you gather up in a tissue and hurl out the window, whllst wretching

You had a horse in your car?


 

Think red car she said...

Think prancing horse she said...


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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2008, 11:44:03 AM »
It it had a tag on its leg it could have been a racing pidgeon so it could have been side effects of performance enhancing drugs...  whistle:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2008, 11:59:59 AM »
Some wag in the office has put some small flowers around the body and a little cardboard cross!

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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2008, 12:00:51 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 11:59:59 AM
Some wag in the office has put some small flowers around the body and a little cardboard cross!


I feel lie I've lost a friend now...  sad24:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2008, 12:03:37 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 11:59:59 AM
Some wag in the office has put some small flowers around the body and a little cardboard cross!



sack them now noooo:
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2008, 12:04:42 PM »
 rubschin:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2008, 12:09:53 PM »
I will get a picture if it is still there when I get back from lunch.

I blame Dastardly. Or possibly Mutley (incidently, Mrs TMR (to be) calls me Mutley...).
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2008, 12:10:41 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2008, 12:09:53 PM
I will get a picture if it is still there when I get back from lunch.

I blame Dastardly. Or possibly Mutley (incidently, Mrs TMR (to be) calls me Mutley...).

I wonder why?  whistle:
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2008, 12:15:42 PM »
Because I have a little hat with a built in rotor, obviously, you daft floppy eared quadruped!
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2008, 12:16:25 PM »
<snigger>
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2008, 12:21:44 PM »
And I also think Mutley would kick Snoopy's arse if it kicked off...
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2008, 12:32:59 PM »
Boys, boys... no fighting before the wedding...  noooo:
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Re: Suicidal pigeon
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2008, 12:37:48 PM »
He spit in my coat!
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