Given that it is run by Eurovison which is a conglomerate of television companies across Europe and that ITV, C4 and C5 etc do not belong to the organisation then it is carried, in the UK, by the BBC which does fooking belong and is in fact a fooking founding fooking member.
How fooking hard is that to comprefookinghend?
I have no doubt that the national or public service channel in Cyprus will also be showing it but their fooking TV listings do not appear in the fooking UK's fooking newspapers!
Now my head hurts