EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.

[Miss Demeanour]

No more booze...I am off it 

For the past 4 or 5 nights I have woke up at 4.30 in the morning ( regardless of what time I have gone to bed) and then  can't get back to sleep  .

I am feeling zombified today 

Maybe if I watch the Eurovision though that will guarantee quick entry into a coma like state 

[Nick]

Or trip over summat and head butt a radiator. Werks for me 

[Pastis]

Less than 3 hours to go    Getting all set here, will have eaten before the start 

This is "our" 3rd year of communal VP Eurofiddle viewing; I think it calls for celebration 

[Snoopy]

My TV tells me I have 186 channels from which to choose ~ there is nothing I want to watch on any of them  

We have 300+ video tapes and I have watched them all at least three times  

We have over 100 DVDs and I have seen every one  

I think bed with a good book or a baaaaaad wummun is in order.  

Wife is at her mother's ~ I am open to offers.  

I have Vodka  but have looked out my reading glasses  

[Barman]

I'll be back laters like... to join you all....

Those with a telly I mean

[Pastis]

 

[TG]

Less than 3 hours to go    Getting all set here, will have eaten before the start 

This is "our" 3rd year of communal VP Eurofiddle viewing; I think it calls for celebration 

Indeed, a VP tradition. Me & Pastis will post 16 to the dozen and everybody else will moan. 

[TG]

Oi Pastis! have you got HD? The sparkling gowns will glitter all the brighter!

[Pastis]

Less than 3 hours to go    Getting all set here, will have eaten before the start 

This is "our" 3rd year of communal VP Eurofiddle viewing; I think it calls for celebration 

Indeed, a VP tradition. Me & Pastis will post 16 to the dozen and everybody else will moan. 

   Me laptop's all charged up, the collapso's flowing, I imagine bender Norton will be on his 3rd pair of satin trousers by now in Oslo 

Nope, not HD but a very respectable, mahoosive Sony Bravia 

[TG]

Good man! is it just you and me or what?

[Pastis]

If you build it, they will come ...    They won't be able to resist it 

Ah, remember when it was in black & white, Katie Boyle, nul points, jumpers for goal posts? 

Anyhoo, Oslo here we go!

Bloody hell! Bucks Fizz on the National Lottery 

[TG]

Just wotched Dr Who on HD. Brilliant!

Ooh! Here we go!

[TG]

I want to go to Norway for some raw fish.

[TG]

Webcams? Bastards. They didnt ask me!

[Uncle Mort]

Oh no! I've turned it on.