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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #165 on: May 16, 2009, 07:28:23 PM »
Tell me when Cyprus are on... I'll go and have a look like...
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #166 on: May 16, 2009, 07:29:07 PM »
Sweden ~ Terrifying woman ~ looked as if she could eat the entire front row of the audience ~ never seen such teeth! scared2:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #167 on: May 16, 2009, 07:29:41 PM »
Tell me when Cyprus are on... I'll go and have a look like...

Dont think they qualified.
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #168 on: May 16, 2009, 07:29:56 PM »
Also, let me know if there are any birds with big tits like...  eyes:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #169 on: May 16, 2009, 07:30:29 PM »
Tell me when Cyprus are on... I'll go and have a look like...

Dont think they qualified.
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #170 on: May 16, 2009, 07:31:41 PM »
Croatia  eyes: The one in white!
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #171 on: May 16, 2009, 07:32:01 PM »
You'll have a long wait BM, they're not in it

Croatia on now, that bird is hopelessly out of tune. Mrs JOM nodded off a while ago and woke up to it, I think she's been looking in here, she said, "what's this shite!"
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #172 on: May 16, 2009, 07:34:18 PM »
Portugal have gone ethnic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof  whistle:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #173 on: May 16, 2009, 07:35:12 PM »
Portugal  eeek: Scary looking fat bint with a grin like a slice of water melon.  

The guitarist looks like Graham Norton should be fixed up for the night tho'. Very Camp 8)
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #174 on: May 16, 2009, 07:35:25 PM »
Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof  whistle:
The bird with the squeeze box would get it...

I looked...  redface:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #175 on: May 16, 2009, 07:35:37 PM »
Also, let me know if there are any birds with big tits like...  eyes:

There is a lot less, er, raunchiness so far this year.

Recession prolly, raunch in short supply like.

Early days yet though.
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #176 on: May 16, 2009, 07:35:56 PM »
Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof  whistle:
The bird with the squeeze box would get it...

I looked...  redface:

She'll have bruised tits tho'
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #177 on: May 16, 2009, 07:37:37 PM »
Iceland on now ~ I wonder who they borrowed the plane fares from?
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #178 on: May 16, 2009, 07:37:58 PM »
Iceland. Them bastards owe me money on my council tax.

They can pay me in cod.
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #179 on: May 16, 2009, 07:38:10 PM »
Sneg... what a name for a gerl band like...  point:
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