My TV tells me I have 186 channels from which to choose ~ there is nothing I want to watch on any of them

We have 300+ video tapes and I have watched them all at least three times

We have over 100 DVDs and I have seen every one

I think bed with a good book or a baaaaaad wummun is in order.

Wife is at her mother's ~ I am open to offers.

I have Vodka but have looked out my reading glasses
