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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #555 on: April 12, 2011, 04:48:43 PM »
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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« Reply #556 on: April 12, 2011, 04:52:53 PM »
Oh gawd  scared2:

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« Reply #557 on: April 12, 2011, 05:06:00 PM »
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.

The locals love Eurovision  sick2:

They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.

I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite.  eeek: eeek:

They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it.  ::)

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« Reply #558 on: April 12, 2011, 05:07:51 PM »
I am oddly reminded of a Spanish TV programme called Bra: Si o Non?
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #559 on: April 12, 2011, 05:17:14 PM »
I am oddly reminded of a Spanish TV programme called Bra: Si o Non?

Are we back on the difficult to undo clips?

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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #560 on: April 12, 2011, 05:17:52 PM »
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.

The locals love Eurovision  sick2:

They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.

I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite.  eeek: eeek:

They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it.  ::)

We have 38 pages of taking the piss; it's been a VP tradition  eveilgrin:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #561 on: April 12, 2011, 05:21:17 PM »
Many years ago I went for breakfast in a bar in a place called Muros in Galicia. Money was changing hands  rubschin:

The regulars were betting on a Spanish breakfast TV show. Gerls in dressing gowns paraded and the audience had to guess if they had a bar on or not. ONce they had voted the gerls removed the dressing gowns  noooo:

It put me off my eggs
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #562 on: April 12, 2011, 05:24:00 PM »
Many years ago I went for breakfast in a bar in a place called Muros in Galicia. Money was changing hands  rubschin:

The regulars were betting on a Spanish breakfast TV show. Gerls in dressing gowns paraded and the audience had to guess if they had a bar on or not. ONce they had voted the gerls removed the dressing gowns  noooo:

It put me off my eggs

That surely would be easy to see sticking out a bit more than the others?  rubschin:

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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #563 on: April 12, 2011, 05:43:15 PM »
Not necessarily

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« Reply #564 on: April 12, 2011, 05:44:15 PM »
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #565 on: April 12, 2011, 06:18:22 PM »
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.

The locals love Eurovision  sick2:

They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.

I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite.  eeek: eeek:

They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it.  ::)

You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer!  eeek:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #566 on: April 12, 2011, 06:33:22 PM »
I can always offer my resignation, or is it one of them 'societies' that you cannot leave?  rubschin:

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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #567 on: April 12, 2011, 06:34:20 PM »
I can always offer my resignation, or is it one of them 'societies' that you cannot leave?  rubschin:

Oh noes... you can never leave!  eveilgrin:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #568 on: April 12, 2011, 07:38:12 PM »
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.

The locals love Eurovision  sick2:

They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.

I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite.  eeek: eeek:

They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it.  ::)

You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer!  eeek:

I is ready!  razz:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #569 on: April 12, 2011, 08:57:58 PM »
I can always offer my resignation, or is it one of them 'societies' that you cannot leave?  rubschin:


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