Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.
The locals love Eurovision
They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.
I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite.
They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it.