Disgusterous

Author Topic: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.  (Read 206610 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154190
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #570 on: April 13, 2011, 07:19:54 AM »
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.

The locals love Eurovision  sick2:

They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.

I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite.  eeek: eeek:

They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it.  ::)

You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer!  eeek:

I is ready!  razz:

Good man!  happy088
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36471
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #571 on: April 20, 2011, 08:40:31 PM »
 cloud9:
You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer!  eeek:

In BM's case that's virtually paraletic  whistle:
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Offline TG

  • Fool Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4677
  • Reputation: 0
Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #572 on: May 10, 2011, 04:21:22 PM »
Only 4 more sleeps! I am so exiteded I cant spell.

I went on an NHS training course last week. Me and 20 wimmin. In mid afternoon the training woman says 'Am I OK to carry on or does anyone want the loo, No? All got our Tena Lady in have we?'

'No. At least I haven't you sexist bitch' sez I.

I may need one on Saturday!  censored:


I think my cat wants to kill me...

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154190
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #573 on: May 10, 2011, 04:40:59 PM »
Only 4 more sleeps! I am so exiteded I cant spell.

I went on an NHS training course last week. Me and 20 wimmin. In mid afternoon the training woman says 'Am I OK to carry on or does anyone want the loo, No? All got our Tena Lady in have we?'

'No. At least I haven't you sexist bitch' sez I.

I may need one on Saturday!  censored:




TG!  cloud9:
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline TG

  • Fool Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4677
  • Reputation: 0
Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #574 on: May 10, 2011, 04:56:44 PM »
Only 4 more sleeps! I am so exiteded I cant spell.

I went on an NHS training course last week. Me and 20 wimmin. In mid afternoon the training woman says 'Am I OK to carry on or does anyone want the loo, No? All got our Tena Lady in have we?'

'No. At least I haven't you sexist bitch' sez I.

I may need one on Saturday!  censored:




TG!  cloud9:

BM!  cloud9:
I think my cat wants to kill me...

Offline Just One More

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 26767
  • Reputation: 0
Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #575 on: May 10, 2011, 05:19:56 PM »
 2gayers:
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154190
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #576 on: May 10, 2011, 06:06:35 PM »
 redface:
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #577 on: May 10, 2011, 09:09:50 PM »
So come on then ...nail your colours to the mast....whose gonna win ?

Doesn't matter about listening to the actual song ...that is after all irrelevant in this process  lol:
Skubber

Offline Pirate

  • Senior Moment
  • ****
  • Posts: 9229
  • Reputation: -2
Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #578 on: May 10, 2011, 09:12:13 PM »
The winner will be...

the act with the most votes...

they don't do AV either

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #579 on: May 10, 2011, 09:15:08 PM »
Slippery as a .................... rubschin:
Skubber

Offline Pirate

  • Senior Moment
  • ****
  • Posts: 9229
  • Reputation: -2


Offline Just One More

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 26767
  • Reputation: 0
Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #582 on: May 11, 2011, 05:06:15 AM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #583 on: May 13, 2011, 05:55:46 AM »
Hope TG is out shopping today to get in the nibbles and pop for tomorrow like  whistle:
Skubber

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #584 on: May 13, 2011, 05:56:40 AM »
Good news ..Jedward are through  lol:
Skubber