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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #855 on: May 23, 2012, 07:40:49 PM »
No one rose to it then?   whistle:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #856 on: May 26, 2012, 10:08:06 AM »
I am doing calulet cal sums. Wot time should one start boozing today? After all one cannot be sober to watch eurovision but one cant be too pissed to type witty comments even if one is capable thinking them up in the first place.

Fvuk it! I'll start now!  :thumbsup:

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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #857 on: May 26, 2012, 10:15:44 AM »
I am doing calulet cal sums. Wot time should one start boozing today? After all one cannot be sober to watch eurovision but one cant be too pissed to type witty comments even if one is capable thinking them up in the first place.

Fvuk it! I'll start now!  :thumbsup:

Good idea............ :thumbsup:

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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #858 on: May 26, 2012, 10:36:44 AM »
They were discussing the contest on BBC news this morning with two "enthusiasts"

"So, Nigel, these Russian grannies, there's a lot of talk about them, what's their collective ages"
[cuts to video of six grannies]
"Well, they're all over 70 years old, so it's in excess of 300 years"

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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #859 on: May 26, 2012, 11:54:05 AM »
I am making a hoooooge jug of Pimm's  razz:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #860 on: May 26, 2012, 02:27:34 PM »
I am making a hoooooge jug of Pimm's  razz:

That will save you washing up a glass.  ;)
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #861 on: May 26, 2012, 03:47:12 PM »
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it....  Thumbs:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #862 on: May 26, 2012, 03:47:58 PM »
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it....  Thumbs:


Sympathy invite ........ whistle:

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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #863 on: May 26, 2012, 03:48:39 PM »
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it....  Thumbs:


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So, you don't know when it is on then....?  ::)
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #864 on: May 26, 2012, 03:49:26 PM »
8.00  :thumbsup: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #865 on: May 26, 2012, 03:49:44 PM »
8pm UK time - perfick!  Thumbs:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #866 on: May 26, 2012, 03:49:54 PM »
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it....  Thumbs:


Sympathy invite ........ whistle:

So, you don't know when it is on then....?  ::)



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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #867 on: May 26, 2012, 04:39:46 PM »
The 4th annual VP Eurovision event  :thumbsup:

Any bets yet?  I reckon Germany to get a hammering from certain quarters  whistle: .  Spain allegedly doesn't want to win because it's broke...  ::)

See also:  Greece, Portugal (but they didn't even make the final cut),

I'm going for,  #1 Sweden  #2 Russia  #3 Ireland     razz:   UK somewhere middle to last   noooo:
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #868 on: May 26, 2012, 04:41:06 PM »
2 hrs away? mmmm... Might need another 3ltr bottle of White Lightening as I seem to be able process reasonably complex thoughts such as the presence of mighty steam engines in small bakery establishments.*

* I know. I dont get in here often so I'm unsure of the status of running jokes etc.
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Re: EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.
« Reply #869 on: May 26, 2012, 04:41:46 PM »
The 4th annual VP Eurovision event  :thumbsup:

Any bets yet?  I reckon Germany to get a hammering from certain quarters  whistle: .  Spain allegedly doesn't want to win because it's broke...  ::)

See also:  Greece, Portugal (but they didn't even make the final cut),

I'm going for,  #1 Sweden  #2 Russia  #3 Ireland     razz:   UK somewhere middle to last   noooo:

Greece entry is Cypriot..........so expect some strange voting .........