EUROVISION! Live commentary thread.

[Steve]

I think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting 

Wise

I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting

Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was

[Grumpmeister]

I think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting 

Wise

I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting

Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was

If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... 

[Steve]

I think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting 

Wise

I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting

Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was

If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... 

The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward.  My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last.  But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out on

It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool

[Grumpmeister]

I think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting 

Wise

I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting

Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was

If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... 

The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward.  My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last.  But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out on

It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool

Apparently the only reason the UK came last was because of Brexit... 

Madonna has reached the point where she either has to accept that she has aged and reinvent herself accordingly or turn into even more of a parody of her 20 year old self.

[Barman]

I think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting 

Wise

I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting

Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was

If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... 

The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward.  My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last.  But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out on

It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool

Brilliant, you suffered so we didn't have to...

[Steve]

I think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting 

Wise

I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting

Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was

If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... 

The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward.  My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last.  But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out on

It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool

Apparently the only reason the UK came last was because of Brexit... 

Madonna has reached the point where she either has to accept that she has aged and reinvent herself accordingly or turn into even more of a parody of her 20 year old self.

Nah not Brexit, nor even lingering Iraq feelings but so many nations hate that we (and Germany etc) are big successful nations and they aren't and even more that they know we produce so much excellent music year after year but offer up such insulting dross for our Eurovision entries. 

[Steve]

I think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting 

Wise

I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting

Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was

If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... 

The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward.  My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last.  But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out on

It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool

Brilliant, you suffered so we didn't have to...

We timed it so we wouldn't have to watch any of it live and then the sods over ran so we had to watch much of the voting live.  Was funny when Germany got not a single point from the actual audience voting and nor should they.

As ever the Enosis conspiracy meant Greece and Cyprus licked each other's arses with douze points each but even that's not funny anymore, just predictably boring.

[Grumpmeister]

So apparently France's culture minister is throwing a tantrum because their entry into this years Eurovision has English lyrics. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8029535/French-Eurovision-song-denounced-countrys-culture-minister-using-English-lyrics.html

[Barman]

So apparently France's culture minister is throwing a tantrum because their entry into this years Eurovision has English lyrics. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8029535/French-Eurovision-song-denounced-countrys-culture-minister-using-English-lyrics.html

[Steve]

BBC marks Will Ferrell's Eurovision fillum for accuracy

And it scores low  , why do Americans just not do facts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53217853

[Barman]

All nice and ready like... 

[Steve]

Do we really care anymore?

[Barman]

Do we really care anymore?

Cypriots do! 

[apc2010]

Do we really care anymore?

Cypriots do! 

Is it tonight ......

[Barman]

Do we really care anymore?

Cypriots do! 

Is it tonight ......

Semi final tonight...