Nothing now left to do except explain the dents in the car to the Hire Company and pay the excess on the insurance. Explain the stains on the clothing to the Hire Company and pay the excess cleaning bills. Explain the extra shopping to the airline and pay the excess baggage charges. Make his apologies to his daughter's in laws, make his excuses to LL, settle the mini-bar bills, reassure LL that she will be the youngest and loveliest grandmother ever, convince airport security that he is not a terrorist and that the bottle of "Fix-o-wig" is essential luggage and return home.