Mrs Nick's aunt lives nearby. We had a call earlier to get round there as she had been attacked!

Her demented 86 year old lady neighbour had failed to recognise her and had tried to BITE her to death.

Fortunately the daft old bat has false teeth and the attack was cut short and turned into a gumming instead

When we got there her husband (87) had come out of the house. He seemed to think I was his father....