Objectum-sexuality anyone?

[TG]

How odd.

Married to the Berlin wall :

While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall. Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy. "The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he’s too thick – my husband is sexier."

Objectum-Sexual or objectophilia is feelings of love, attraction, arousal, and commitment for a particular object.

So my fellow boozers, any inanimate objects you fancy shacking up with? Or at least taking out for a curry?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-%27married%27-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html

[Snoopy]

Well there was my ex-wife

[TG]

Well there was my ex-wife

Funny you should say that....

[Mrs TG]

Well there was my ex-wife

Funny you should say that....

Oh my darling i glad you said the EX they are all nutty

[TG]

Yet another mad person...

...but he says "his most intense sexual experience was 'making love' to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf."


 

http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/27/mechaphiliac-admits-to-having-sex-with-1-000-cars/

[Uncle Mort]

Is there something you'd like to get off your chest TG? 

You can tell us, we'll understand and not make judgements. 

[TG]

 

[Mrs TG]

very odd...

[Bar Wench]

Wasn't there a programme on this week about men who have sexual relationships with their cars?

[TG]

Wasn't there a programme on this week about men who have sexual relationships with their cars?

Dunno. I wouldnt watch such things. 

[Nick]

I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy

Flagpole?

[Barman]

 

[Darwins Selection]

...but he says "his most intense sexual experience was 'making love' to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf."

Obviously gay if he fancies choppers.

[Grumpmeister]

Wasn't there a programme on this week about men who have sexual relationships with their cars?

I had the misfortune of catching part of that program channel hopping and god I really, really wish I hadn't. That bit with the old guy in the motel car park was just wrong 

[TG]

OMG another one! The world is going mad.

Mind you there could be trouble brewing :

Before returning to Paris for her first wedding anniversary, Mrs La Tour Eiffel visits the Berlin Wall, where her affection for what many Germans see as a symbol of repression leads to an uncomfortable encounter with a member of the staff at the Checkpoint Charlie museum.

If she bumps into Mrs Berliner-Mauer there could be a serious cat fight.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2074301/Woman-with-objects-fetish-marries-Eiffel-Tower.html