Clumsy git.

[TG]

I imagine thats the captains career forked. 

I dont think they just shout at you a bit if you bend one of them things.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1317368,00.html

[Uncle Mort]

It's about time they put windows on submarines:

[Nick]

Fetch the giant electric squid!

[Snoopy]

There'll be a court of enquiry and some poor sod will carry the rap. Usual outcome is that the Captain gets a bollocking and the Officer of the Watch is deducted a few years off his promotion prospects.

[Barman]

I wonder how much the excess is on one of those? 

[TG]

I wonder how much the excess is on one of those? 

Squillions.

 Is the Amazon thing working yet. Mrs TG is going to buy some books today for my birthday so we can do it via pub etc.

You know, line pockets etc. 

[Barman]

I wonder how much the excess is on one of those? 

Squillions.

 Is the Amazon thing working yet. Mrs TG is going to buy some books today for my birthday so we can do it via pub etc.

You know, line pockets etc. 
I haven't got the 'second email' yet... they are supposedly 'reviewing our website'...

I'll chase them today and see wassuup...

[Darwins Selection]

Fetch the giant electric squid!

I bet they all leapt sideways a couple of feet, the lights went red and jets of water and steam erupted from every orifice (of the sub)

[Barman]

Fetch the giant electric squid!

I bet they all leapt sideways a couple of feet, the lights went red and jets of water and steam erupted from every orifice (of the sub)

And then an engineer with a spanner turned a nut and it all stopped... 

[Darwins Selection]

Fetch the giant electric squid!

I bet they all leapt sideways a couple of feet, the lights went red and jets of water and steam erupted from every orifice (of the sub)

And then an engineer with a spanner turned a nut and it all stopped... 

That's right.

[Barman]

Fetch the giant electric squid!

I bet they all leapt sideways a couple of feet, the lights went red and jets of water and steam erupted from every orifice (of the sub)

And then an engineer with a spanner turned a nut and it all stopped... 

That's right.

And they then all stand in silence with worried looks on their faces listening to the ‘ping’ of the Asdec… prolly. 

[TG]

Fetch the giant electric squid!

I bet they all leapt sideways a couple of feet, the lights went red and jets of water and steam erupted from every orifice (of the sub)

And then an engineer with a spanner turned a nut and it all stopped... 

That's right.

And they then all stand in silence with worried looks on their faces listening to the ‘ping’ of the Asdec… prolly. 

And Richard Attenborough tries to claw his way out the hatch.

[Darwins Selection]

Fetch the giant electric squid!

I bet they all leapt sideways a couple of feet, the lights went red and jets of water and steam erupted from every orifice (of the sub)

And then an engineer with a spanner turned a nut and it all stopped... 

That's right.

And they then all stand in silence with worried looks on their faces listening to the ‘ping’ of the Asdec… prolly. 

Then all look up and traverse the ceiling with their eyes to the sound effect of a lorry on cobblestones.

[Uncle Mort]

Fetch the giant electric squid!

I bet they all leapt sideways a couple of feet, the lights went red and jets of water and steam erupted from every orifice (of the sub)

And then an engineer with a spanner turned a nut and it all stopped... 

That's right.

And they then all stand in silence with worried looks on their faces listening to the ‘ping’ of the Asdec… prolly. 

Then all look up and traverse the ceiling with their eyes to the sound effect of a lorry on cobblestones.

That will be the depth charge which then slides noisely down the side of the sub.

[Barman]

Fetch the giant electric squid!

I bet they all leapt sideways a couple of feet, the lights went red and jets of water and steam erupted from every orifice (of the sub)

And then an engineer with a spanner turned a nut and it all stopped... 

That's right.

And they then all stand in silence with worried looks on their faces listening to the ‘ping’ of the Asdec… prolly. 

Then all look up and traverse the ceiling with their eyes to the sound effect of a lorry on cobblestones.

That will be the depth charge which then slides noisely down the side of the sub.

but doesn't explode!