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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2008, 10:52:39 AM »
The chief engineer will be a Scot and some arse will offer the officers cocoa.
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2008, 10:53:54 AM »
They lose control of the depth… the structure begins to creak and groan as everybody stares at the depth gage…
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2008, 10:55:42 AM »
With luck they may even have a depth guage to gaze at.
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2008, 10:56:43 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 29, 2008, 10:55:42 AM
With luck they may even have a depth guage to gaze at.
Um, yes...  redface:
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2008, 11:09:21 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 29, 2008, 10:55:42 AM
With luck they may even have a depth guage to gaze at.

or even a depth gauge  ;)
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2008, 11:16:11 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2008, 11:09:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 29, 2008, 10:55:42 AM
With luck they may even have a depth guage to gaze at.

or even a depth gauge  ;)
lol:

Anyway, the tension of the moment has been lost now...  cry:
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2008, 11:18:28 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2008, 11:16:11 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2008, 11:09:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 29, 2008, 10:55:42 AM
With luck they may even have a depth guage to gaze at.

or even a depth gauge  ;)
lol:

Anyway, the tension of the moment has been lost now...  cry:

Indeed, I was on the edge of my seat as well.  noooo:
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2008, 11:19:20 AM »
True, and we didn't even get to to release some oil along with firing debris and the handy dead body out of the torpedo tube to fool the attackers into thinking they'd sunk us.  
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2008, 11:23:31 AM »
And all because you can't spot irony when it hits you amidships. ::)
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2008, 11:31:01 AM »
Of course Snoopy, of course. < condescending pat on head>
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2008, 11:32:46 AM »
You are patting the end that shits  evil:
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2008, 11:35:54 AM »
Can I help it if you talk it  ;)
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2008, 11:40:38 AM »
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2008, 12:57:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 29, 2008, 11:32:46 AM
You are patting the end that shits  evil:
I thought that was both ends?  ;)

Anyway, back on topic(ish), what about the jolly tar pushing the bulkhead door shut against 20,000,000 tonnes of water and leaving the brave Welsh chap holding the stopcock closed with a small spanner, trapped inside?

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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2008, 01:22:12 PM »
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