Would it be as painful as a "purple nurple" as administered by Mrs TMR (to be) when I make a slightly derogatory remark?
My mind is still boggling at that one.
Simple and very effective - her talons spring forth, grab my left nipple which is then yanked in a clockwise manner in an extremely violent manner. The resultant pain is quite staggering. Said nipple later takes on a violent violet hue; thus "purple nurple".
Usually as a result of the "compared to what?" retort vis a vis jeans/trousers...