Would it be as painful as a "purple nurple" as administered by Mrs TMR (to be) when I make a slightly derogatory remark? ![rubschin:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/cbs_zz.gif)
My mind is still boggling at that one. ![eeek:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/icon_eek.gif)
Simple and very effective - her talons spring forth, grab my left nipple which is then yanked in a clockwise manner in an extremely violent manner. The resultant pain is quite staggering. Said nipple later takes on a violent violet hue; thus "purple nurple".
Usually as a result of the "compared to what?" retort vis a vis jeans/trousers...