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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #60 on: June 03, 2008, 02:56:15 PM »
Quote from: TG on June 03, 2008, 02:51:23 PM
However you spell it I bet it stung a bit.

I always thought being hung well was a good thing?
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #61 on: June 03, 2008, 02:57:40 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2008, 02:56:15 PM
Quote from: TG on June 03, 2008, 02:51:23 PM
However you spell it I bet it stung a bit.

I always thought being hung well was a good thing?
You’re confused – that’s well hung you’re thinking of…  noooo:
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #62 on: June 03, 2008, 02:59:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 03, 2008, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2008, 02:56:15 PM
Quote from: TG on June 03, 2008, 02:51:23 PM
However you spell it I bet it stung a bit.

I always thought being hung well was a good thing?
You’re confused – that’s well hung you’re thinking of…  noooo:

I take it there is some difference?
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #63 on: June 03, 2008, 03:00:25 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2008, 02:59:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 03, 2008, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2008, 02:56:15 PM
Quote from: TG on June 03, 2008, 02:51:23 PM
However you spell it I bet it stung a bit.

I always thought being hung well was a good thing?
You’re confused – that’s well hung you’re thinking of…  noooo:

I take it there is some difference?
Perhaps we could try an experiement?  point:
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #64 on: June 03, 2008, 03:01:45 PM »
Would it be as painful as a "purple nurple" as administered by Mrs TMR (to be) when I make a slightly derogatory remark?  rubschin:
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #65 on: June 03, 2008, 03:04:53 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 03, 2008, 03:01:45 PM
Would it be as painful as a "purple nurple" as administered by Mrs TMR (to be) when I make a slightly derogatory remark?  rubschin:

My mind is still boggling at that one.    eeek:
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #66 on: June 03, 2008, 03:09:59 PM »
Well hung purple nurples?
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #67 on: June 03, 2008, 03:12:07 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2008, 03:04:53 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 03, 2008, 03:01:45 PM
Would it be as painful as a "purple nurple" as administered by Mrs TMR (to be) when I make a slightly derogatory remark?  rubschin:

My mind is still boggling at that one.    eeek:

Simple and very effective - her talons spring forth, grab my left nipple which is then yanked in a clockwise manner in an extremely violent manner. The resultant pain is quite staggering. Said nipple later takes on a violent violet hue; thus "purple nurple".

Usually as a result of the "compared to what?" retort vis a vis jeans/trousers...
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #68 on: June 03, 2008, 04:22:41 PM »
Nearly as bad as a punch in the nadgers whilst shopping.  surrender:
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #69 on: June 03, 2008, 04:36:32 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 03, 2008, 03:09:59 PM
Well hung purple nurples?

You, young lady, are supposed to be maintaining a high standard in control of sly posts relating to chest adornments.  point:

Snoopy has appointed you head of the teat police and we expect great things of you.
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #70 on: June 03, 2008, 04:37:29 PM »
A punch in the 'nads?

Are you very tall, or is Mrs TG very short?
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #71 on: June 03, 2008, 04:41:16 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 03, 2008, 04:37:29 PM
A punch in the 'nads?

Are you very tall, or is Mrs TG very short?


Yes.
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #72 on: June 03, 2008, 04:45:20 PM »
Quote from: TG on June 03, 2008, 04:41:16 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 03, 2008, 04:37:29 PM
A punch in the 'nads?

Are you very tall, or is Mrs TG very short?


Yes.

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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #73 on: June 03, 2008, 04:53:18 PM »
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Re: Clumsy git.
« Reply #74 on: June 03, 2008, 05:09:17 PM »
Got a bleedin' power cut again. Young's by candlight, how sweet!
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