Currently listening to Bruce Dickinson's autobiography 'What Does This Button Do'. When the prologue has a tale of when one of his commercial flights was denied landing permission by a Russian air traffic controller and then threatened with being shot down if he didn't immediately leave their air space you can tell this is going to be fun to listen to.
I knew the guy was a cheeky bugger but getting kicked out of boarding school (which he hated) for pissing in the broad beans being cooked for a special staff celebration.