Watched another film over the weekend, 30000 Leagues Under the Sea. A modern remake of the classic Jules Verne story. I was about 10 minutes into it before I realised that the whirring noise I could hear in the background was Verne spinning in his grave.
This film is bloody awful, the acting is insipid, the special effects dire and the less said about what the scriptwriters did with Nemo the better. I couldnt even make it to the end of the film and what I did watch is time I'll never get back.
For the benefit of Captain Calamity there is no nekkidness or fornication, at least there wasnt before I was forced to switch the rubbish off. Having said that the director must have been a right tit.