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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #60 on: June 09, 2008, 01:51:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2008, 01:38:04 PM
Must go to Spain!

Don't drive, some roads are blocked by the natives...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7443257.stm

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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #61 on: June 09, 2008, 02:04:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2008, 01:38:04 PM
Must go to Spain!

Isn't Mrs Nick over there fairly regularlly? Couldn't she pick you up some?
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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #62 on: June 09, 2008, 02:07:19 PM »
You can buy just about anything in the chemist here – antihistamines, antibiotics, anything…  whistle:
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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #63 on: June 09, 2008, 02:18:53 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 09, 2008, 02:04:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2008, 01:38:04 PM
Must go to Spain!

Isn't Mrs Nick over there fairly regularlly? Couldn't she pick you up some?

Why would Mrs Nick pick up road-blocking natives?

I suppose they are quite muscular, olive skinned and hirsute. rubschin:


She will also be accustomed to a man who smells of garlic.   ;)
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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #64 on: June 09, 2008, 02:25:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2008, 02:07:19 PM
You can buy just about anything in the chemist here – antihistamines, antibiotics, anything…  whistle:

Same in Spain. The drug cupboard chez wench is well stocked.  redface:
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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #65 on: June 09, 2008, 02:26:51 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 09, 2008, 02:25:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2008, 02:07:19 PM
You can buy just about anything in the chemist here – antihistamines, antibiotics, anything…  whistle:

Same in Spain. The drug cupboard chez wench is well stocked.  redface:

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All pharmaceutical I trust?
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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #66 on: June 09, 2008, 02:50:08 PM »
Well, mostly!  ;)
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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #67 on: June 09, 2008, 02:50:46 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 09, 2008, 02:25:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2008, 02:07:19 PM
You can buy just about anything in the chemist here – antihistamines, antibiotics, anything…  whistle:

Same in Spain. The drug cupboard chez wench is well stocked.  redface:
Indeed... the only thing you can't buy here is Lem-Sip type shite...
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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #68 on: June 09, 2008, 02:52:58 PM »
True! I have to send that to Mother Wench!  ::)
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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #69 on: June 10, 2008, 10:19:42 AM »
Mrs Nick is off to Tripoli next week to meet the Colonel.

What could possibly go wrong?
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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #70 on: June 10, 2008, 10:44:34 AM »


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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #71 on: June 10, 2008, 10:48:14 AM »
As reported before, Arabs regard Mrs Nick as "not fat enough". I treasure the "enough" bit  eveilgrin:
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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #72 on: June 10, 2008, 10:53:38 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2008, 10:48:14 AM
As reported before, Arabs regard Mrs Nick as "not fat enough". I treasure the "enough" bit  eveilgrin:
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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #73 on: June 10, 2008, 11:11:33 AM »
She may also prove to be too opinionated for their taste.
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Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
« Reply #74 on: June 10, 2008, 01:06:14 PM »
 eeek:

Can I tell her that? scared2:

That you said it. scared2:

With you number an all! scared2:

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