DIY triumph

[Nick]

I did some DIY today.It involved a trip to a DIYT shop, three screwdrivers and my neighbour's chisel.

It worked and I didn't cut myself.

Doesn't seem right somehow.

[Barman]

I did some DIY today.It involved a trip to a DIYT shop, three screwdrivers and my neighbour's chisel.

It worked and I didn't cut myself.

Doesn't seem right somehow.

Be afraid... 

[Snoopy]

Well done ~ I knew I should have called in.

I could have said things like "Oh, I wouldn't do it like that if I were you" and "You should do it like that you know".

[Pastis]

Well done Nick.

I bottled out yesterday and had the chippies in; a longstanding arrangement concerning bedroom cupboards and storage. Fine job they did too and one that would have had me falling off the learning curve more times than a pi$$ artist on a slippery pole.

They left yesterday late afternoon; I asked if it was ok to sleep in there, what with the smell of paint etc.... Yeah, no problem. I quite like the smell of paint.. sort o' clean smell said Andy.

I awoke this morning at 9:30 ... feeling slightly drugged 

[Barman]

Well done Nick.

I bottled out yesterday and had the chippies in; a longstanding arrangement concerning bedroom cupboards and storage. Fine job they did too and one that would have had me falling off the learning curve more times than a pi$$ artist on a slippery pole.

They left yesterday late afternoon; I asked if it was ok to sleep in there, what with the smell of paint etc.... Yeah, no problem. I quite like the smell of paint.. sort o' clean smell said Andy.

I awoke this morning at 9:30 ... feeling slightly drugged 

Rhypnol prolly... 

[Nick]

Red wine I spect 

[Nick]

Wrongly encouraged by yesterday's success Mrs Nick had me doing another job with a light switch.I said it had ti wait till daylight. I swtiched the leccy off and commenced work. Mrs Nick wanted to use the computer so she switched the leccy back on again (absent-mindedly like  )

She can get a main in next time 

[Snoopy]

Wrongly encouraged by yesterday's success Mrs Nick had me doing another job with a light switch.I said it had ti wait till daylight. I swtiched the leccy off and commenced work. Mrs Nick wanted to use the computer so she switched the leccy back on again (absent-mindedly like  )

She can get a main in next time 

Freudian slip? 

[Darwins Selection]

Wrongly encouraged by yesterday's success Mrs Nick had me doing another job with a light switch.I said it had ti wait till daylight. I swtiched the leccy off and commenced work. Mrs Nick wanted to use the computer so she switched the leccy back on again (absent-mindedly like  )

She can get a main in next time 

Freudian slip? 

Patio lighting now is it?

[Grumpmeister]

I did some DIY today.It involved a trip to a DIYT shop, three screwdrivers and my neighbour's chisel.

It worked and I didn't cut myself.

Doesn't seem right somehow.

Ok, what did you intend to create? What did you actually build? And has a passing sparrow been able to land on it without it collapsing? 

[Barman]

I did some DIY today.It involved a trip to a DIYT shop, three screwdrivers and my neighbour's chisel.

It worked and I didn't cut myself.

Doesn't seem right somehow.

Ok, what did you intend to create? What did you actually build? And has a passing sparrow been able to land on it without it collapsing? 

[Nick]

I changed the lock on the back door. Very tricky job!! Very tricky indeed.

[Barman]

I changed the lock on the back door. Very tricky job!! Very tricky indeed.

Von Braun would have been proud of you I'm sure... 

[Uncle Mort]

I thought Von Braun was a rocket scientist not a locksmith 

[Barman]

I thought Von Braun was a rocket scientist not a locksmith 

Yes what I meant wa- oh I see uncle...