DIY triumph

[Uncle Mort]

Not to worry Barman.

We should be getting worried about Nick, it sounds like he getting a little too sure of his DIY skills.

It'll end in tears, you mark my words.

[Nick]

The screws on the old lock were in different positions from the screws on the new lock.

I deployed some Blu Tak at one point 

[Uncle Mort]

I deployed some Blu Tak at one point 

Good man 

[Darwins Selection]

I thought Von Braun was a rocket scientist not a locksmith 

Yes what I meant wa- oh I see uncle... 

I think he meant Mrs Hitler. 

[Uncle Mort]

I thought Von Braun was a rocket scientist not a locksmith 

Yes what I meant wa- oh I see uncle... 

I think he meant Mrs Hitler. 

She was a locksmith?

[Grumpmeister]

I changed the lock on the back door. Very tricky job!! Very tricky indeed.

Why does Nick working on a lock make me think of the Italian Job?



'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off'   

[Darwins Selection]

I thought Von Braun was a rocket scientist not a locksmith 

Yes what I meant wa- oh I see uncle... 

I think he meant Mrs Hitler. 

She was a locksmith?

Well she managed the lock on Adolfs lederhosen.

[Nick]

WHat sort of nation could:

a) invent this?

b) regard it as a suitable form of clothing for people?

[Darwins Selection]

WHat sort of nation could:

a) invent this?

b) regard it as a suitable form of clothing for people?

Obviously a rather successful one.

If all those fat, pie muching Brummies had worn them, Rover would own BMW by now.